S Spencer

I guess you could say the factory's still open but we're makin' different stuff now.

[S Spencer @sm_spencer]

Stuff in my hood, volume 1:

[S Spencer @sm_spencer]

time to find some trenchant thought pieces to retweet, or maybe just cat vines

[S Spencer @sm_spencer]

I fucked up my kindle recommendations. Amazon thinks I want a book called "Asteroid Made of Dragons" and I almost definitely do not.

[S Spencer @sm_spencer]

@bradlarsen thanks. it's going to be mostly pictures of beer, my daughter, neat stuff I find in my yard, and being a dev ops thought lord.

[S Spencer @sm_spencer]

* blows a shitload of dust and cat hair off my Twitter account * "oh that's where I left it!"

[tabaniku 🦐 @jejerepy]

kitsune mulder

[S Spencer @sm_spencer]

http://t.co/jRx6vP8Cyr I love this. Those two shitheads should be forced to read this on the air, including all 60 of the signees' names.

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

So the orthodox Jewish men who refused to sit down beside a woman? They picked exactly the wrong woman to do that to http://t.co/ZiF6sSrnsW

[S Spencer @sm_spencer]

That Red Mars show should be RAD. #terraformersunite

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

Kim Stanley Robinson's Mars books to be adapted for TV by Game of Thrones producer http://t.co/ORnhuY0kU3

[S Spencer @sm_spencer]

http://t.co/TqGXydxYgh cool, what utter assholes

[Jim Sciutto @jimsciutto]

UAE jets striking #ISIS targets Wed commanded by female pilot Major Mariam Al Mansouri, a first. Thumbs up!

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

We Asked 22 Women What Bats Taste Like And Most Of Them Didn’t Know But 2 Of Them Did http://t.co/kHI67WjAaN

[wint @dril]

"[Tipping] is...the last refuge of toads" - Thomas Jefferson
"Do not tip the waitress" - Monroe
"i dont tip bitch. Reblog this" - John Adams

[S Spencer @sm_spencer]

Possible my neighbors' first impressions of me were either when I a) sliced a tree with a machete or b) flinched at a huge moth in the car

[S Spencer @sm_spencer]

Craning my neck around looking for @fart at this devops thing. No one has big enough jeans on to be the real Jon H.

[S Spencer @sm_spencer]

@fart cool I look forward to your "open spaces" today: 'Embracing Data K.I.S.S'