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this is a Taylor Swift fan account

[smac @smac_dat_]

I’m too horrifically lazy to change the titles on my alarms so my 7:00am alarm is still titled “ciders and fireball”

What was college me plotting so early in the morning???? Who sells fireball at 7am???

[Quinn XCII @QuinnXCII]

I’d run through a brick wall for Joe Burrow

[smac @smac_dat_]

Has being an ER nurse during a pandemic traumatized me and changed the way I look at things? Yes. But did it get me out of a speeding ticket? Also yes 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

[smac @smac_dat_]

I need a Doja Cat Christmas album

[jess @jesshakeitoff]

weirdest experience of my life was automatically singing along to all too well and suddenly she’s saying some shit i’ve never heard i’m shaking like a motherfucker

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

You kept me like a secret, but I kept you like an oath

[smac @smac_dat_]

Loving the Jake Gyllenhaal hate I’ve been seeing but I’m not seeing NEARLY enough hate for Scooter Braun today!!!!

[smac @smac_dat_]

Swifties are we all doing okay????

[chart data @chartdata]

.@Taylorswift13's "Enchanted" reaches #1 on the US Apple Music country chart for the first time ever, top 50 all-genre.

[smac @smac_dat_]

If getting off night shift doesn’t bring my personality back, clear my skin and make me work out more idk guys

[smac @smac_dat_]

Honestly you have to know it’s time to go if you relate to that one

[smac @smac_dat_]

I want to know how many relationships Tolerate It by tswift has ended

[smac @smac_dat_]

anyways don’t become a nurse unless you’re prepared for a 90 year old to ask you to stick a knife up her a$$

[smac @smac_dat_]

No one worry I got my spicy margarita

[smac @smac_dat_]

🚨🚨hater alert🚨🚨

[smac @smac_dat_]

Time to spend the next 72 hours playing “am i regular tired or vaccine tired”

[smac @smac_dat_]

Drinking a pumpkin cream cold brew in bed with no further plans for the day is a level of luxury I did not know I could attain

[Cameron @CammyAlex]

My cousin got the vaccine and it turned him into a llama and he fell into a river and had to hitch a ride with a village leader back to his castle, just saying do your own research

[smac @smac_dat_]

@just_jera5 Highlight of my week is when the cop that hangs out at my hospital lets me see the dog

[smac @smac_dat_]

Do you think police dogs like being employed or do you think they wish they could be like regular dogs