mackenzie 🌿

show me your kitties // (she/her)

[mackenzie 🌿 @smack__]

Reasons my cat is mad:

(an evolving thread)

[mackenzie 🌿 @smack__]

wow wish I was her

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

(📸 @kokonananya)

[mackenzie 🌿 @smack__]

@CompBullSheet Rats

[mackenzie 🌿 @smack__]

@CompBullSheet Is there a time limit?

[mackenzie 🌿 @smack__]

@GrahamCmccarthy Not a scam because you can get one for free in nearly every back alley or ditch

[𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 ⋆˙⟡ 🇯🇵 @_kyffdawg8]

happy valentines day #canucks fans <33

[clarissa! @quinnsedgework]

how close i am to losing it:

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

i’m sorry i had to

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

he’s skedaddling

[mackenzie 🌿 @smack__]

This has me crying

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

the way aragorn runs is so chaotic

[mackenzie 🌿 @smack__]

The "shoes on in house" crowd are a weird bunch

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

i genuinely love when someone gets a column in a national newspaper to announce “I’m rude as hell”

[mackenzie 🌿 @smack__]

I'm crying now thanks

[mackenzie 🌿 @smack__]

@tkennnny I'm glad you enjoyed it 😆

[mackenzie 🌿 @smack__]

I don't have any other cats nearby to compare but I'm pretty sure my cat has the feline equivalent of thunder thighs

[mackenzie 🌿 @smack__]

Triple vax boosted baybeeeee

I feel like I could arm-wrestle a rhino

[mackenzie 🌿 @smack__]

me: *sends two emails*

also me: phewww time for a nap

[mackenzie 🌿 @smack__]

Ahh there it is

[Wild Sweet Crane 🏗 @TenDeadDogs]

idk if mock #whenwewereyoungfest posters are still considered funny, but someone had to do this @switchfoot @relientK @NEEDTOBREATHE @augustburnsred @OfficialTFK @mxpx @evanescence @jarsofclay @UnderoathBand @skilletmusic @demonhunterband @fiveironfrenzy @ASILAYDYINGBAND

[mackenzie 🌿 @smack__]

Okay but why aren't we talking about how wordle has 6 letters

[mackenzie 🌿 @smack__]

@natevk @CompBullSheet Got there in the end.
Gordle 3 6/6
https://t.co/clWUND9SvV

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[mackenzie 🌿 @smack__]

@danieljbrisbin Honestly thought they were describing the USA