Samantha McLemore

Shit talks, Bullshit walks

[Samantha McLemore @smacklemore22]

@williamduces You’re so dramatic 😂 like a damn beagle.

[Samantha McLemore @smacklemore22]

“Be a woman that needs to be lunged first” resonates with me a whole lot more than “if you can’t say something nice don’t say anything at all.”

[Samantha McLemore @smacklemore22]

I’m hurt

[Samantha McLemore @smacklemore22]

@budweiserusa #EyesOnTheClydes #Sweepstakes

[Samantha McLemore @smacklemore22]

@budweiserusa #EyesOnTheClydes #sweepstakes

[𝕂𝕆𝕂𝕆 @kokorashell]

I may not be getting flowers on Valentine’s Day but you know what else I’m not getting?
Cheated on, y’all be safe out there

[Samantha McLemore @smacklemore22]

There’s not a lot I wouldn’t give for a hungover morning in bed watching true grit again

[Samantha McLemore @smacklemore22]

Lol *9 hours. I’m a joke.

[𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖊 ⚡️ @theonlyyallie]

my toxic trait is that i would drive 5 hours to see someone for 5 mins & they wouldn’t drive 5 mins to see me for 5 hours

[Samantha McLemore @smacklemore22]

This is why I chug Bloody Mary’s

[faith @faiththegemini]

I ain’t apologizing for shit I do when I’m mad, shoulda left me alone bitch 😂

[Samantha McLemore @smacklemore22]

I’m not happy unless my top is off

[Chris (Official) 🧬 @ColdBrewCookies]

Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake"?
It's for a work email so it has to sound professional.

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Not to be dramatic but the sun setting at 5:00pm everyday has ruined my life

[avayth @avayth1]

i tell everybody i’m good cuz what you gone do if i’m not

[Samantha McLemore @smacklemore22]

Conversation between my co worker and our 73 year old boss:
Chanel: How ya feelin today, Doc?
Doc: like shit, exactly the same as every other day.
Chanel: just thought I’d ask
😂

[dalle @dalle_rutledge]

There is nothing worse than defending someone and then finding out that those accusations were correct.

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

I FUCKING SUCK AT GOLF FOR HOW MUCH I GOLF

[Samantha McLemore @smacklemore22]

Why does this make me want twins more?????

[Samantha McLemore @smacklemore22]

I hate myself lol

[Flatland Cavalry @FlatlandCavalry]

Tonight I’m gettin’ the ‘skeeters drunk