Shannon Hoffecker (Ma)

I'm the person who brings her own smoked salmon to put on top of the free bagels & cream cheese at the meeting

[Shannon Hoffecker (Ma) @smahoffecker]

When asked what what he wanted to do for his #birthday, @tomhoffecker requested the #kittencafe & #brunch. #youhavegottobekittenme #sorrymochi #thisis33 https://t.co/RjPLIJRoCb

[Shannon Hoffecker (Ma) @smahoffecker]

I didn’t realize it was #NationalAvocadoDay but good thing I had avocado toast for breakfast and sliced avocado on my shrimp tacos for dinner #glowingskin #haveyouseenmyprofilepic

[Shannon Hoffecker (Ma) @smahoffecker]

I’ve been mistaken for all types of Asian & Hispanic but this is a first lol...honored that someone thought to add me to this Jewish mail order circular from #challahconnection!! #babkalove #kosherforpassover

[Shannon Hoffecker (Ma) @smahoffecker]

Mochi had her own “party” while we were out at a Hawaiian luau to ring in #NewYears2019

[Shannon Hoffecker (Ma) @smahoffecker]

After traveling for 18 hours, I went to the grocery store to pick up a few things and when I was checking out the cashier gave me the 5% college student discount.... 🤔😳#10yrsago #flatteredoroffended

[Shannon Hoffecker (Ma) @smahoffecker]

I’m a weekday vegetarian so I can eat things like this on the #weekend: 3/4lb hot pastrami sandwich #yum #meatsweats

[Shannon Hoffecker (Ma) @smahoffecker]

Ending a Japanese omakase with sake ice-cream, honey caramel walnuts, raisins and shaved & crumbled blue cheese #thisisNYC #creativityatwork #notyourtypicalwineandcheese

[Shannon Hoffecker (Ma) @smahoffecker]

Our waiter told us he has 13 years of fine dining experience in NYC and Chicago (including a few “Michelins”). A couple of minutes later he told us that yellowtail is a type of tuna...lol #iknowhamachi

[Shannon Hoffecker (Ma) @smahoffecker]

We were confused when they asked for our weight during check in and when the gate agent said “we are now boarding flight 1879” followed 5 secs later by “FINAL boarding call!” #nowitmakessense #privatejetlife #capeair

[Shannon Hoffecker (Ma) @smahoffecker]

9 passport control lines, 3 security checkpoints and 8 stickers/stamps later, one would think we were on a scavenger hunt....instead that was our adventure at the #istanbul airport to get to our gate. #gladtobehome

[Shannon Hoffecker (Ma) @smahoffecker]

I know I’m in NYC Chinatown when I can get $1 boxes of blueberries, $40 massages and I walk by 3 matcha-centric cafes within 5 blocks of each other #imsohappy #matchaisthenewcronut

[Shannon Hoffecker (Ma) @smahoffecker]

Tom and I found a song we really liked for our wedding video only to realize that it is about a stalker obsessed with his ex... #oops #wemightstilluseit

[Shannon Hoffecker (Ma) @smahoffecker]

Turns out our sweet Mochi isn’t made of green tea, black sesame or even part Anatolian Shepherd - we love her nonetheless #stillasian

[Shannon Hoffecker (Ma) @smahoffecker]

At our #wedding tasting and feeling like a judge from #topchef #needsmoreacid #lambforthewin👩🏻‍🍳

[Shannon Hoffecker (Ma) @smahoffecker]

I’m looking forward to the #xmas buffet but I don’t think this is how most ppl use this slang....#hongkong #directionstothefoodcourt #merryxmas

[Shannon Hoffecker (Ma) @smahoffecker]

I’m told these are the Kobe beef of grapes and strawberries from #japan #fancyfruits #worth3dozenbigmacs

[Shannon Hoffecker (Ma) @smahoffecker]

I didn’t want to regret not using those #McDonald coupons 20yrs from now. 4 coupons & 7 bfast sandwiches later ... yup, good decision. #mcgriddles #$15savings #imquitefull #seelasttweet

[Shannon Hoffecker (Ma) @smahoffecker]

#McDonalds thinks I’m a Chinese reader, luckily for them my vocab is limited to food. #survivalskills #weekendplans #mcgriddleplease

[Shannon Hoffecker (Ma) @smahoffecker]

Went for delicious Thai curry noodle soup, but this sums up our #brunch experience #sundayfunday #diningroomwasthesame

[Shannon Hoffecker (Ma) @smahoffecker]

While at #ATL #hotspot #gunshow i sat next to 2 guys on their 6th meal of the day doing "competitive research" for a celeb chef #dreamjob