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trying to make my bed

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@vincent_vangoat @ImSydneyA @kaelikaelikaeli She was very entertaining though. Honest to god, still is sometimes. Wacky bitch.

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@scrambledmeg_ My younger sister thought a “wet dream” was wetting the bed in your sleep. She would’ve gone on that way forever if it wasn’t for Cards Against Humanity.

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@scattermoon @fawnthefae My fiancé died in a car accident seven years ago, and his blank account has become more saddening as time goes on. I used to check it all the time, but not the healthiest coping mechanism. Now it’s just another headstone.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Taurus in a November mood: Sleeping late but it's because they are in love

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Every city in the United States looks the exact same. Are other countries like this or is that on permeating capitalism??

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friendly reminder that they’ve tricked us all into paying big money for our own tracking devices

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@vincent_vangoat I would literally die for you

[stegodyphus spider mother @vincent_vangoat]

I texted my best friend (who lives in a different state) four days before Gorillaz and told her she should come with me. 👽 The same day she bought concert tickets for the show in my city.

IF THEY WANTED TO, THEY WOULD: BEST FRIEND EDITION

@smailliwss ✨

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BRING ALL DAY BREAKFAST BACK

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Normalize asking men where their kids are

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Only if it’s with @vincent_vangoat

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Hey girl boss gorilla grip Coochie queen, you wanna get coffee and go Thrifting

[Sav @smailliwss]

Just a reminder if you’re acting a fool and being a complete asshole at a restaurant for no good goddam reason, the entire staff is talking mad shit about you

[ino @Ino_VAL]

she’s a 10 but is on that 4am-1pm sleep schedule

[dylan @twoheadedmother]

diet coke is more than a drink she is a sister a mother a guardian angel

[stegodyphus spider mother @vincent_vangoat]

Lol

[stegodyphus spider mother @vincent_vangoat]

@mattxiv Hey remember when our manager at Red Lobster made you take that pride sticker off of your book? Yeah me too. @smailliwss

[gabryella @gkushbaby]

a party, but everyone brings potatoes prepared a different way

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@vincent_vangoat @shayla_who How High We Go in the Dark — Sequoia Nagamatsu. Very good vibes throughout

[Shayla Frandsen @shayla_who]

I literally have a masters degree in English literature but the other day I was telling my friend about a book I recently read & enjoyed and said “it was just great vibes throughout”

[Sav @smailliwss]

ANGEL!! What a beautiful friendship we’ve fostered between us, over years and over miles. Being with you is like being with a standing mirror, half the conversation is telepathic. Everything about life makes sense with friends like you. ily, Rin 🥹

[stegodyphus spider mother @vincent_vangoat]

@EliMcCann @smailliwss She’s hardworking and agreeable. The perfect conversationalist. A style icon, a sensational writer, and a rock-solid friend. My twin flame! She stands for what’s right and encourages me to be my best self! 🥺 Also she makes me pee myself laughing !!