Shelley Joseph

[Shelley Joseph @smajoseph]

@Dpd_uk_team Your moron of a driver just broke our front door sill by THROWING the package at the door! And alls he could do was smirk at us, apparently finding it funny.

[Shelley Joseph @smajoseph]

@fireworkreform 7th night in a row here. My senior dogs are terrified.

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@dili909 Poor Lorenzo from Essex asked a question and then alls we saw was this random guy shaking his head repeatedly in the responses.

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@MarkGlennMurphy Brilliant! 😂

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@JayTuvz No, but don’t put a naked flame near Penny Mordant’s hair lacquer 😂

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@grumpynskeptic The camera loves you … top class shaking fella, well done 😂

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@GurneyHarlech I was thinking Lee Evan’s older brother 😂

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Bloke asleep in the front row 😂 #BBCDebate

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@SoVeryBritish Thanks for reminding me of this! 😂

[Shelley Joseph @smajoseph]

@SouthernRailUK why do none of your paper tickets work at London station barriers or on the underground? Each time they just fail with “seek assistance” it’s unacceptable. Tickets bought at the station office and at station self serve machines are the same - none of them work.

[Shelley Joseph @smajoseph]

@ClassicFM thank you so much for the pet calming classics - fireworks have already begun where I am 🙄

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@LewesDC re DN magazine - please, I beg you, tell your graphic designer to set the body copy range left, not justified 😖

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@NationalTheatre @WessexGrove Wow! Just enjoyed #vanya utterly captivated by #andrewscott 👏 Standing ovation. Bravo!

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@brightdome @profmcscott @wmarybeard Peculiar discussion about how “butt ugly” the emperors were and what they’d eat in macdonalds.

[WSJ Politics @WSJPolitics]

A decade ago the going rate for a Warhol ‘Prince’ was around $25,000. After the Supreme Court’s ruling, insiders think they could top $1 million. https://t.co/rAaWDzYCuv

[Shelley Joseph @smajoseph]

@CCfunkandsoul “The Work Pt.1” or “The Everlasting Now” from “The Rainbow Children” album 💜💜

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@eliistender10 Yep. 💔💔

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@eliistender10 And still know all the words! 🥰

[Dr Marc Abraham OBE @marcthevet]

Thousands of Spanish dogs face an horrific fate on 8 March if Spanish Senate passes bill allowing inhumane treatment to go unpunished. We must act to protect these innocent animals/demand a change to this bill. Please RT & tag @sanchezcastejon & @psoe to show support. #PawsTheLaw

[Shelley Joseph @smajoseph]

@McCowboys @rickygervais Bravo! 😂