dottam

telling fibs to get through the day

[Jon “Stugotz” Weiner @stugotz790]

To be fair, a white Bronco ended Buffalo’s season last year in the Divisional Round.

[turbomander @turbomander]

the party: we’re almost out of gold…how are we going to afford a night’s rest in the tavern?

the party’s adopted kobold companion who saw a pole dancer once:

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.”

Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?”

Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.”

Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”

[Grand DM @Grand_DM]

Made with real adventurers. Now with 30% more iron.

[tim russ @timruss2]

Always MAGA. All damaged goods.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Goddammit it why does Hunter Biden keep making so much sense

[dottam @small_pond]

WTF

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD Vance: "I think Nixon's historical legacy is enjoying a bit of a renaissance, and deservedly so. I joked that if Watergate happened tomorrow, it would be like a 12 hours news story. The idea that it took down a presidency is crazy."

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

These common words are STILL trademarked ⬇️

-Adrenalin
-Popsicle
-Magic Marker
-Frisbee
-Baggies
-Sheetrock

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

🤣🤣🤣 Happy 250th.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Coming soon!

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump on the reflecting pool: "If you had a knife, you can't even cut it."

Also, Trump on the reflecting pool: "They cut it."

[Angie Davis ❤️’s Peen @AngieDavisHaha]

Melania, that you, gurl?

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

During its series finale, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert cheekily featured Peanuts music without securing prior clearance.

CBS ended up paying an “undisclosed amount” to Lee Mendelson Film Productions for the licensing fee, which then chose to donate the entire sum to World Central Kitchen.

https://t.co/wu0jpU68Su

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

This is embarrassing… and this is on trump