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bee enthusiast | ice cream connoisseur

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

OTD in 2015: We lifted our third @FIFAWWC trophy 🏆

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@CarterJahad Above knee amputee...

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If i was a famous singer i would not tour in utah bc i wouldnt want to give anything to the mormons

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@bbnomula Wisconsin bbno$ needs cheese merch!

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@swiftstpds Wait can someone explain it? I want to be traumatized too

[diabetic diva @irrelevntjaimie]

rebecca black you’re perfect

[maybe: clare @clur19]

the pope is from WHERE?

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@ruanrexic And it doesn't even have the rh factor, smh not even helpful

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I wish they would keep it on all day

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Why do all these guys duct tape their mouths shut when they sleep?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

13 years ago today:

“WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM”
- Pete Weber

[★ Reneé Rapp Source ★ @ReneeRappSource]

📹 | @reneerapp and @Alanis performing “You Oughta Know” at #RockinEve

[Lukey McGarry @lukeymcgarry]

I did a cartoon about the US election.

[ؘ @roanfiles]

Chappell Roan’s full hq performance of ‘The Giver’, her new cuntry single, live on SNL! 🤍

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift’s statement endorsing Kamala Harris for President.

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@crystaldenisev True bc i still cant afford any of it

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@SailorLuney Tmnt fast forward???

[Lauren Ward @_LaurenWard]

Pinoe, Tobin, Krieger and Lauren Holiday are in the stands and NBC shows Tom Cruise when we win Gold??

#USWNT