Anna Izenman

Mother. Nerd. Publicist. Occasional culinary experiments. She/Her

[Anna Izenman @small_town]

@SDOTtraffic Any chance you have other photos/video of this? Im fairly certain the vehicle involved was stolen out of my driveway in Tacoma overnight.

[Anna Izenman @small_town]

@ljevanso @nytimes I also enjoyed your article. 😁

[Anna Izenman @small_town]

@ljevanso @nytimes I am going to make it through this year if it kills me. 🤘🏻

[Anna Izenman @small_town]

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If I had a nickel for every time this happened I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

[Anna Izenman @small_town]

Wordle 1,000 🎉 3/6

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[Anna Izenman @small_town]

@BrianCalvert And me. Guess I’ll just get up and start my day. 😂

[Anna Izenman @small_town]

That headline is probably only the fourth or fifth most notable bit in this woman’s insane story. I can’t believe she’s in the news again.

[KVOA News 4 Tucson @KVOA]

BREAKING NEWS: Tucson teacher loses job over OnlyFans account https://t.co/OKjoTOs6fU

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[Anna Izenman @small_town]

Giving off big “girl next door” vibes I guess.

[Anna Izenman @small_town]

There was a deer in our yard a couple minutes ago with a busted horn and an obvious limp who seems to be in a lot of pain. Maybe hit by a car? He’s moved on down the street but is there anyone I can call?

[Anna Izenman @small_town]

@thatpaulmoffett @JayelleMo Indian? I thought that was pita but it could definitely be naan.

[Anna Izenman @small_town]

“Cracker soup”

[Anna Izenman @small_town]

I’ve had conversations with three other Annas a bonus Anne today.

[Anna Izenman @small_town]

Woke me up from a dream about an earthquake, weirdly. cc: @izenmania

[USGS ShakeAlert @USGS_ShakeAlert]

You might have gotten a test alert from the @MyShakeApp early today. We acknowledge that no one wants to get a test message this early and we are working with our #ShakeAlert techical partner to determine what happened. @Cal_OES @BerkeleySeismo

[NWS Seattle @NWSSeattle]

Brief tornado outside of Vancouver Washington this afternoon. On this day back in 2014 there was a waterspout near Anderson Island here in the Puget Sound. #wawx

[Anna Izenman @small_town]

I always wondered who would want to see video game music played live. Turns out it’s me. I am who.

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

Announcing the first ever Stardew Valley Concert Tour, "Festival Of Seasons". A selection of music from Stardew Valley, performed by a chamber orchestra. Cities and dates in the image below. Tickets available starting this Friday 10 am at https://t.co/zJTNHRlIUC

[Anna Izenman @small_town]

Revenge bedtime procrastination in full effect tonight. 🥱

[Anna Izenman @small_town]

Had my personal and work cells sitting on opposite sides of the desk so I got the alert in stereo. 😑