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@dogrando Hey Pete, do you remember when Ireland beat England in the cricket?

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@grocottone I've been avoiding the clapping and grumping to the cats about it. It feels hugely hypocritical in a place where so many people voted for a government who've been underfunding and stealth privatising the NHS for the last ten years.

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I have a book and it is PUBLISHED! 🎉🐈🎉🐈🎉

[Pete G @dogrando]

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Oh heeeey you can buy my book! (Although you won't get it until March.) (And you might not be into both cats AND knitting, and it is all catknitting.)

https://t.co/mp9melpPx4

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We met this friendly tortieface today. She was attempting to stalk a pigeon but was paralyzed by pigeon-fear. 2/10 for Fearsum Prey Stalking, but 11/10 for her friendly furry face. @thecatreviewer

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@dubdobdee are you pubcrawling? Because I have a darned sweater to return to you.

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Oh, Roo! She's having such a catty curly bask!

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@andyblatch64 @kylefordartford @savechildrenuk @Sacha4Dartford @DartfordGreens @Dartford_CA I am actually just finishing off the sweater I'll wear to the Gravesham count! It is.... sorta festive? #knittersagainstbrexit

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@grocottone @chrislintott New theory: @chrislintott knows about the Giant Saturn Alien Bees because @chrislintott is a Giant Saturn Alien Bee in disguise. Further theory: @uon is also an alien bee but not very will disguised. (Hello yes I have had an ALE.) 😹

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Me and @grocottone went to listen to @chrislintott earlier and we were v excited to discover that Saturn has actual alien giant bee aliens living at its poles. 😹 🐝👽🛸🌌🚀

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I think my poor subconscious is frazzled with knitting and politics.

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Oh, I had a funny brexit dream (for once). Hilary Benn came onto the (non-existent IRL) stage in the Commons to announce his amendment but he was dressed in a giant hand-knit pig costume and Bercow made him remove the knitted mask because nobody could hear him through it.

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@tall_rich oh yes!!!

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Attention @CarsmileSteve! Local beer in Co Galway.

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I have been making things with cats on for the last million years....

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@D_Libris @julietk @aliettedb @Aerie_Faerie I don't have time now, but I'll check when I'm back from Ireland in a few weeks for you.

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@julietk @D_Libris @aliettedb @Aerie_Faerie I might have a couple of copies lurking in the back of a cupboard?

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@uon No, sorry, #iagreewitharlene (ONLY about the beans mind!)

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@ruudboy He brought it up! It was hilarious....