Tal | Too Tall Spaghetti Monster

The Infamous Tal is known only by legends passed around campfires

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My wife @inkandplasma is cooler than me

(Bi-Ace, Agender, Idiot, 28)

[Tal | Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller_cryptid]

Trying to get out of the habit of opening the Nazi app, so like, if you care about my silly little fics, you should follow me on bluesky...

[Tal | Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller_cryptid]

@CG_Orange_eng I think it goes without saying that we do 🙂‍↕️😂

[art || plague rat (derogatory) @inkandplasma]

.@TalkTalk cold-calling me on a Saturday morning to tell me my internet is being terminated & asking why.

We have no knowledge of this.

They say the note says "Kraken migration" but that I have to call customer service.

The phone tree hangs up on me three times (1/7)

[Tal | Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller_cryptid]

@inkandplasma @TalkTalk actually such bullshit

[Tal | Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller_cryptid]

@faintlyglow they really have a lot else going on really, they shouldn't risk it right now

[Tal | Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller_cryptid]

@faintlyglow oh my god, absolutely

[Tal | Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller_cryptid]

2/6 (yes I've just read the trigun volumes, no I don't have a problem, don't worry about it)

[Tal | Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller_cryptid]

As is tradition, my @clearursht TBR with as few book as possible - 6 this year 👌

[Tal | Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller_cryptid]

not to alarm anyone but I finished a book

[Tal | Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller_cryptid]

@faintlyglow aahhh I love them so very much

[Tal | Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller_cryptid]

@Glitchdgalaxies he's so pretty

[Tal | Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller_cryptid]

@clearursht Also, not to alarm anyone, but I finished a book today....

[Tal | Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller_cryptid]

As is tradition, my @clearursht TBR with as few book as possible - 6 this year 👌

[Tal | Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller_cryptid]

@notquitesophie every time I threaten this @RaisedbyHeathen always calls it the Warren Godby special 😂

[Tal | Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller_cryptid]

I'm so tired I think if i could just have a quick little nap for a couple of months that might fix a lot of my problems

[Tal | Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller_cryptid]

@inkandplasma if i sleep long enough they wouldn't be kittens anymore 😴😴😴

[art || plague rat (derogatory) @inkandplasma]

me n @smaller_cryptid sharing fics back n forth

[Tal | Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller_cryptid]

@faintlyglow I truely love when you say something to her, and she clearly doesn't understand, but she's thinking *so* hard trying to, it's so cute 🥹💕

[Tal | Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller_cryptid]

me and @inkandplasma are dying rn, and Libby is... trying her best

[iris @chachamyeon]

I live to be a little jester for my wife. Making her laugh is my purpose. But she must contend with the trials and tribulations that come with me