Small Gray Games (The Salt Keep Out Now)

Indie game developer. Dev for The Salt Keep and The Idle Class, currently working on South of the March. Video games, movies, and a cat.

[Small Gray Games (The Salt Keep Out Now) @smallgraygames]

The Salt Keep is available now! Follow traveling salesman Doyle as he stumbles into a horror even greater than the crushing debt he already knows in this fantasy text adventure and RPG. Buy the full version, or try the demo for free:

https://t.co/GzioYpET27

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@ClodaghSnarks I haven't posted on here in nearly a year, but I can't leave you hanging when you have this kind of commitment to hating a guy who sucks. I just revisited his wikipedia to see he's also got some nazi salute controversies added since I last looked... truly a gem, I see.

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Russell Brand? A sex crimes guy?? A conspiracy is afoot, this accusation simply beggars belief!

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@roguewerm @ONEBIGMONSTER_ Worst regards?

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@coopercooperco @LegoKingo First I've heard that, but deeply unsurprising.

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A friend told me many years ago that when he saw this as a kid, he thought the mouse was making the "wah ah ah ah" sound diegetically and since then it's the only thing I think of when I see this movie referenced.

[Billy Jarrett @billyjarrettugh]

The One is the most nu metal any movie has ever been

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@monkeywillnotgo I think he killed a guy with a pogo stick at 1:07ish...

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@calebgamman Hey it could be a strong move depending on her build (I assume this song is about Balatro?)

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With TikTok banned and our children free from CCP influence, we'll finally get the Shen Yun "Videos Before Communism" app the youth so desperately want.

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@Nokidsnomoney5 @redstarforlife @pyrameadhead One of the grim realities I've learned working in tech is that they perhaps will pay the same amount, because basically the entire industry is an ouroboros of fake numbers with nearly arbitrary "throw money and see what sticks" VC financing at the start.

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Unconditional Discharge is one of my favorite Dark Souls bosses.

[Kittenfish💖 @Kittenfish817]

Sure this sounds like nothing but it actually means this nasty bitch will be leaking ooze no matter what forever now.

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@3GOB4BYY Born too late for her true calling (WWI trench soldier)

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@zlingerrr This story would've happened in 1983. He's saying they were doing exclusive DEI hiring in 1983 lol.

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@zeslenderloris So sexcy

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I love the digital town square.

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@samfbiddle I won't be satisfied until my appliances have more unfixable points of failure than I can even comprehend.

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@calebgamman It's my favorite kind of online oddity because I'm only 5% paying attention and it seems like every possible outcome is funny.

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Devlog #17 for South of the March is up! There's updates on the old fashioned post-holiday languish, some new character portraits, and upcoming demo goals.

https://t.co/kSVIw13x8x

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@sulkingtime yeah, but like, with abs

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@KetzerN @Tubi It's the only streaming service that still has pleasant surprises, instead of a constant sense of "I feel like this used to be better." I dread the day it becomes the latter.

[chris person @Papapishu]

Tim Heidecker where are you we need you now more than ever.