Becca Marie, Esq.

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

I love all the horrible LA celebrities (Chris Pratt, Katy Perry, etc.) making pro-Caruso posts that are like The City Is Falling Apart and all they mean is that they have to occasionally see unhoused people from their limos, that's it

[elise @fireplaceashes]

not now, sweetie, mommy’s signing up for a capital one credit card so she can get taylor swift tour tickets

[emma ❤️‍🔥 (showgirl version) @shookswiftie]

I can't believe I'm going to be fighting to get Taylor Swift tour tickets against people who bullied me for loving Taylor Swift

[Becca Marie, Esq. @smallhands]

@trixiemattel Fred

[TheBachBabes @TheBachBabes]

Let me get this straight. Gabby and Erich were apparently just exposed to COVID and still went and visited Erich’s TERMINALLY ILL FATHER?

Did I get that fucking straight?

#TheBachelorette

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Statistically speaking, at least some of you have to be the 2023 Worst Lawyers in America

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Can we please all agree that this experiment of giving a dumb TV host and shady real estate developer with no government knowledge, 6 bankruptcies, 68 charges of sexual assault, 7,300 lawsuits, and $1,000,000,000 in debt our nuclear secrets did not go well at all?

[maddi @maddikarpiej]

tell me I’m wrong #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

first they came for roger stone, and i said “great.” next, they came for alex jones and i said “good news.” then they came for donald trump and i said “this is also excellent”

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

went up to a hot girl to be like “where did you get your yoga pants they look so good” and she was like “amazon, i wouldn’t recommend them, they’re pretty bad quality, i just have a nice body” thank you for your transparency queen

[Mallory Nees @The_Mal_Gallery]

Josh Hawley running away to a variety of soundtracks.

Pt. 4: Sir Robin Theme from Monty Python + the Holy Grail

[MarshMellow @Marsh_Mellow_17]

Folks.Let me be clear.The wealthy do not take out student loans. I’m now a professional with student loans and it’s bc I grew up in poverty and worked my way out.Nothing , including education was “handed”to me. Everyone deserves the opportunity to succeed without student debt

[brady 🖖🏻 @itstonypizza]

if i text you "🧙‍♀️" it means HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP

[Ben Haist @bhaist]

if you’re still campaigning for Rachel Bloom to be cast in Funny Girl STAY IN LINE

[Jillian Goltzman @Jillian_Writes]

Me explaining Beanie’s early departure and Lea Michele’s 13-year-long mission to star in Funny Girl to my boyfriend for the last 12 hours.