Jessica • smaℓℓjay

[Gracee💕💜 @graceis_cute]

"what are your plans this weekend?"
me:

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

looking younger than you are is a sign of good spiritual hygiene

[Donovan Mitchell @spidadmitchell]

Aight we married now can I please get a follow back 😒😂

[ren ᶻ𝗓𐰁 @acorpseofagirl]

i love how everyone still calls twitter twitter

[NBA @Gio45ive]

The guys in jail with phones are pissed, that government alert came out of nowhere

[Alex @alexr_241]

Lorenzo came for a free holiday and to work on his tan but he’s leaving a therapist #loveisland #loveislanduk

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

LIONEL MPASI APPRECIATION TWEET! 🇨🇩💫

THE BEST GOALKEEPER OF THE 2026 WORLD CUP! 🇨🇩💫

[James @jhallwood]

The children of today and tomorrow do not even know what they have lost.

[🫧 @sijuagain]

NO BAD DAYS IN JULYYYYYYYYYY

[tre. @trellodelagetto]

Lauryn Hill eating off one solo album for almost 30 years is definitely iconic. I give her that lol

[Kish @Kish_P14]

Whatever the temperature is in LDN right now, keep it exactly the same.

No higher, no lower.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Unpopular opinion: Your child's name isn't the place to be creative. They'll have to explain, spell, and pronounce it for the rest of their life. Please be more intentional.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

genius

[Cleverly 💐 @Cleverlydey4u]

They had their 10-year anniversary, and almost all of them have really changed. 😳😂

[Paule @baldandglasses]

The whole of the UK waking up on Sunday to find it 13 degrees less hot and a breeze 🥳

[Mrs 💋 @Nyc_homie_02]

A bee landed on my leg and left a tiny drop of liquid. I assumed it was honey, so I licked it… but it tasted awful. Hey @grok What exactly did the bee leave behind?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

To all the coffee shops that open at 10am and close at 3pm, who exactly is your target audience?

[- @imzftbi]

Both aren’t ideal but the freezing cold in winter is more tolerable than this extreme heat in summer

[kitty 🐻 @xoo_kitty]

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it