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418 | pouring tea and surfing the web since dec 2021 | any pronouns

[ً @smallteapot]

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[ً @smallteapot]

@ankitr_ onion headline: fashionable person shows up fashionable as always

[ً @smallteapot]

guys my twitter is 90% ghostwritten

[ً @smallteapot]

@ankitr_ hell yeah

[ً @smallteapot]

@ankitr_ such good vibe. need a calm tea room in boston...

[ً @smallteapot]

my friends and i have joked about "ineffective altruism" as well. i feel like i was sucked into EA as a teenager but i left it behind, and now i feel a compulsive allergic response to anything EA / rationality adjacent bc of the 'vibe'. trying to unlearn this bias...

[Michael Nielsen @michael_nielsen]

Notes on Effective Altruism (EA): https://t.co/tIJQIMbuyf

[Michael Nielsen @michael_nielsen]

Notes on Effective Altruism (EA): https://t.co/tIJQIMbuyf

[ً @smallteapot]

this is the best one

[Ankit Ranjan @ankitr_]

@smallteapot 4) the way you’re feeling from the way people feel when in the room with you

[ً @smallteapot]

thinking about:
1) anamorphic artwork https://t.co/Swlt0BuMuR
2) recovery of sound from video (reconstructing a conversation based on video'ed crinklings of a chip bag) https://t.co/VG0xhuCZs4
3) reconstructing a pic of my phone and face from the teapots i've posted

[ً @smallteapot]

@ankitr_ you do it exceptionally well

[兔兒神 @chenchenwrites]

also lol, there is just no way, as a queer asian, that i would live somewhere without queer asians around, without good asian food. just no way! my happiness matters more than a job somewhere i do not want live, somewhere i would not feel alive

[ً @smallteapot]

"i really didn't want to drink tonight, but the pressure exceeded 9000 ppa, so i don't remember the rest of the night..."

[ً @smallteapot]

dear twitter, what are the units of peer pressure? peer Pascals? (ppa)

[ً @smallteapot]

@ankitr_ thief!

[ً @smallteapot]

ok also i once stole a zine (? sorryyyy, i'll return it someday) authored by rudolph kodras titled ONE PARTICLE UNIVERSE PERPETUAL MOTION PHOTON from the undergrad physics library at my college

[the finite physicist @FinitePhysicist]

mom said it was my turn to use the electron

[😡fermion, PhD @angryfermion]

friend: what do you do for a living?

me: i study physics

friend: oh i always hated physics!

me: ok...what do you for a living?

friend: im a babysitter

me: oh i always hated babies!

[ً @smallteapot]

@ankitr_ now there is also a kouign-amann on my desk.....

[ً @smallteapot]

i guess i'm the lab member who leaves a croissant on their office desk for a week... sorry everyone

[ً @smallteapot]

@ankitr_ um no it's still on my desk