Marce

Dedicated working mom. Animal lover. Home cook. Full of life and randomness. Foul-mouthed Kansas City sports super-fan!

[Marce @SMAmarci]

#VoteMoose

[kcpolice @kcpolice]

Shooting guns is not a good way to celebrate July 4. It is a good way to damage property, tick off neighbors & injure or kill someone.

[Marce @SMAmarci]

What is it going to take to remove @realDonaldTrump from the White House? @HouseGOP @SenateGOP @billmaher @billclinton @HillaryClinton

[Marce @SMAmarci]

@BarackObama I miss you. I hope you know that your legacy lives on in millions of us, regardless of what is going on in today's shitty admin

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

I can't believe @tedcruz wife still fucks him. Is anyone fucking @SpeakerRyan ? Oh, right. @MitchMcConell takes care of that.

[Marce @SMAmarci]

Happy International Women's Day! Now let's break some stereotypes! #InternationalWomensDay #no #stereotype #beyou #bulletproof #aintyourmama

[Marce @SMAmarci]

@Sony Reference code 303 on my blu ray device and not connecting to wi-if. Ideas? @SonyElectronics

[Marce @SMAmarci]

@VicenteFoxQue gracias por levantar la voz. I hope other leaders will take your lead and expose @realDonaldTrump for the fraud he is #resist

[kcpolice @kcpolice]

Still Missing: Toni Anderson last seen Jan. 15 driving blk 2014 Ford Focus, KS plates 989 GAX. Please call the TIPS Hotline at 816-474-8477.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Donald and Melania seem really happy. #AlternativeFacts

[Marce @SMAmarci]

@BarackObama Enjoy your vacay. America misses you 🇺🇸 we love you and the Mrs. thank you for serving us with dignity and class. You're loved

[Marce @SMAmarci]

@1capplegate her speech was epic, right?! ❤️

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I found it somewhat amusing that Trump attacked the establishment but right behind him in the VIP section was billionaire after billionaire.

[Marce @SMAmarci]

My heart aches

[Marce @SMAmarci]

"You can put it anywhere. I'm gonna take it no matter where you put it" Quote of the day at work. #cubicle #chronicles

[Marce @SMAmarci]

Grilled chicken wrap from McDonalds. WTF? Seriously, @McDonalds

[Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes]

That's right. You never did this... https://t.co/o4urLzAG6S

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

A true friend will say passive aggressive shit to someone you hate so that you can keep your hands clean. 🌈 #Friendship #TheMoreYouKnow

[Marce @SMAmarci]

@tacobell Look at this beefy Frito burrito. Hmmm #wheresTheBeef?

[Marce @SMAmarci]

@Ritzcrackers It wasn't a problem. I just thought it was really strange.