Steven M

Oversized head, a snipers dream. World’s #1 Articulate Player . Not everything is merry and jerry.

[Steven M @sman3d]

@tSHandJ my youth team manager under 11s offered to take the whole squad to McDonalds if we beat anyone by 10 clear goals in the season.

We did it twice in back to back weeks but he only took us once

#tight

[Steven M @sman3d]

@OakRoadHatter Jerry Yates, for Watford

[Steven M @sman3d]

@HLTCO Glory supporter

[Steven M @sman3d]

@JaySkyBlueJay84 @WickfordHatter @adamgj03 It can’t all be laid at his door, the board and recruitment team absolutely fucked him over in Winter 23/24 and Summer 24/25, but he carries a big part of the blame

[Steven M @sman3d]

@mikejt67 @RobertJenrick You’re too old

[Steven M @sman3d]

@alexcmfc I do, for Bob Mortimer

[Steven M @sman3d]

@SouthamptonFC @SportsPeteO

[Steven M @sman3d]

@richyhardy Also given the punishment we received was due to the actions of the prior owners, not the same chumps who’ll be sat on the bench of they got into the final

[Jeff Holmes @JeffH1960]

Southampton kicked out of the £200m play-off final for spying. Imagine that had been Celtic. The SFA would’ve bought them a new telescope!

[Steven M @sman3d]

Any spares?

[The Saint Centre @TheSaintCentre]

🚨 Southampton’s full allocation of 37,604 tickets for Saturday’s Championship play-off final at Wembley has now sold out

#saintsfc

[Steven M @sman3d]

@Hatter_JH Points deduction wouldn’t have been enforceable if they went up until if/when the came down

[Steven M @sman3d]

If you need to spy on Oxford you don’t deserve promotion

[Steven M @sman3d]

@HLTCO Do you know many Luton fans who were around from 1991-93?

[Steven M @sman3d]

@henrywinter Boring isn’t it

[AllAboutLeagueOne @LeagueOne25]

Luton Town have the highest season ticket price (early bird) for the 2026/2027 #SkyBetLeagueOne season

They are charging adults £460 for the cheapest season ticket

#LTFC #COYH

[Steven M @sman3d]

Scottish football back in the irrelevant draw

[Steven M @sman3d]

Dodgy pen

Keeper match fixing too

[Tolly 🐢💨 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇦🇮🇪 @TollytB]

We asked 100 people, "How many times can a lying, grifting cvnt, change his story over a £5M bung?"

You said, "Small boats."
🐢💨