Stephanie Anderson Weseli

I got married but refuse to change my twitter handle.

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LOL @ MY APPLE WATCH TELLING ME TO BREATHE. READ THE ROOM.

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Izzy turned 2 and started taking her sleep sack off like she’s big? (Probably time to drop the sleep sack, I fear.)

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@AnnieIris That’s fair. The kid certainly would’ve benefited from parental supervision and redirection, the former which is allegedly required where we interacted with him.

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Y’all ever met a kid who is deeply unlikable?

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Zoe (4.5): “Mommy, why do you like taking pictures and buying me dresses?”

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I got to go see a movie (The Odyssey) with my husband (@Tom_Weseli) on $5 Tuesday (the first Tuesday after it came out) at the movie theater a 5-minute walk from my house with popcorn and wine and without kids. 🎥🍿🍷

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“you did it queen” i whisper as I move everything from Friday’s to do-list to Monday’s to-do list

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I don’t love *everything* about Zoe (4.5) sleeping in our bed for almost the last year… but I do love her saying every night, “Mommy, if I turn on the sound machine, can you turn off the light?”

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One thing about my almost 2-year-old… if she’s miserable, she’s going to let you know it AND make sure you’re miserable too.

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ONE month until my baby is TWO even though she was JUST BORN.

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Doing outdoor swim lessons in Ohio was a gamble that has not paid off so far. Especially because I have to get in the pool and freeze with her. 🥶

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[Stephanie Anderson Weseli @smanderson]

This morning, I asked @Tom_Weseli what time #USMNT was playing today, and he said, “You’re not going to like the answer…… 9 PM.” And he was right, because it’s my bedtime. Good luck on the pitch tonight, boys!

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@Tom_Weseli Important to note that this happened at 8:30 PM and not 12:10 AM. 🤣

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“Mama, I want to make a flower out of jewels for you, but you need to help me make it.” -Zoe (4.5 years)

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

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Now she has the audacity to tell me, repeatedly, “No bath tonight!”

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Nothing screams it’s the weekend quite like your toddler coughing so hard she vomits all over herself and her car seat.

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Survived fasting until 8:30 AM for my annual physical bloodwork. 🙌

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*Me, cutting Zoe’s nails*

Zoe (4.5 years old): “Mommy, do you remember when I was a baby and you cut me?”

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Izzy (22 months) found a random pacifier somewhere in our house and has decided to be a pacifier girl for the first time in her life.