sam

the soup of the day is tequila

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

They should send Story up without a bat and just see what happens

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

Serving up the 'C'

David Pastrnak is the 28th Captain in #NHLBruins history.

📰: https://t.co/gsHiCECie8

[AB .✦ ݁˖ @w4stedpulse]

My entire life is structured around avoiding getting yelled at

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

Payton Tolle just slipped on the mound and did a push up right after. This man is a national treasure. 😂

[sam @smangano1]

@slapadamilk this made me laugh

[𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖆 @l0botomy]

why is dolly parton dead and my coworker is alive

[tasman @lildorothy_]

Hang in there man it gets so much worse

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

INJECT IT INTO MY MF VEINS!!!

[MLB @MLB]

THE BAT SLAM 😮‍💨

ARE YOU KIDDING?!

[sam @smangano1]

@RedSox pls

[sam @smangano1]

@slapadamilk hey

[sam @smangano1]

@slapadamilk same…

[alien @fastestUFO]

drinking a beer alone with terrible posture

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Eagles’ official reaction:

[sam @smangano1]

@slapadamilk delete this

[Gülce @exitsenses]

Beautiful spring evening. I’m outside with a cup of coffee. Zero notifications on my phone likely because I’m difficult to like and contribute very little socially. God bless

[lord crunkington III 🇵🇭 @postcrunk]

can't believe millennials had to smoke out of soda cans and apples then blow it all into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets while gen z can just pull out a weed pen and hit it in the middle of target

[🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @Scoobydouchebag]

We're gonna make it gang

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ