Jared

[Jared @smared_jith]

Too straight for the gay bar
Too gay for the straight bar

[Jared @smared_jith]

Uh honey, your psychosis is showing

[Jared @smared_jith]

Went to Shartlesville and everyone said they knew you

[Jared @smared_jith]

Clairo son or morgan wallen daughter

[Jared @smared_jith]

I’d be so good as a baby because I love the way a hot car feels

[Jared @smared_jith]

@yarnyeb NO THIS ISNT FAIR

[Jared @smared_jith]

Now replace the word card with Kirk, not so funny anymore liberals

[Jared @smared_jith]

Charles card is my father, please, call me Charlie

[Jared @smared_jith]

@ethab80880986e Upgraded from cans to bottles too 🔥

[Jared @smared_jith]

@ethab80880986e -Jim

[Jared @smared_jith]

@ethab80880986e I am the audience for this tweet

[Jared @smared_jith]

If you can’t take the heat then get out of the cuck chair

[Jared @smared_jith]

@ethab80880986e Mr. Worldwide 🙌🌎

[Jared @smared_jith]

I’m on one, and by one I mean 11 beers

[Jared @smared_jith]

@ConboyCalvin Glad I could deliver

[Jared @smared_jith]

At Home Depot straight fuckin in the soil aisle

[Jared @smared_jith]

@yarnyeb You’ll get it one day

[Jared @smared_jith]

Passenger princess

[Jared @smared_jith]

Ethan when he finds my balls in his barbecue sauce for the third time this week

[Jared @smared_jith]

@LankPapi Classic case of a white boy yearning for the 70’s