Smarm Captain

Old AF

[Smarm Captain @smarmydave]

@alexwagner Duma Don, anyone?

[Smarm Captain @smarmydave]

#RNCConvention2020 That Maximo guy was f'in hilarious. Couldn't help tweeting. @funnyordie @comedycentral Please hire Maximo, give him his own gig

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

Maya Rudolph walking into SNL contract negotiations

[Tashvocado 💕🇭🇹 @Tazzberryjam]

Honestly cannot wait for the Maya Rudolph / Kamala Harris sketches on SNL.

[Smarm Captain @smarmydave]

@WizardofDog I have a spare sham-wow you can borrow. You know what... you can just keep it.

[Smarm Captain @smarmydave]

Shake N bake, baby! #EarthquakeLA

[Smarm Captain @smarmydave]

@abc7ashley What's brewing? Try: what's shakin!!

[WangMangler99 @dvlsbaby]

These didn’t make the Instagram cut

[Smarm Captain @smarmydave]

@mckenziewestmor @VeNeill @glenn_hetrick @NevillePage @MissionControlM @FaceOffSYFY @Burwell_Lois One of the best reality series ever. I toast a thank you to all involved! Bring it back, even if periodically #SaveFaceOff

[MichelleTrachtenberg @RealMichelleT]

If only the election went like tonight's best picture announcement. Just kidding, we read it wrong. The winner is @HillaryClinton 🎉 #Oscars

[Smarm Captain @smarmydave]

RIP #CarrieFisher, perfect in 2 of my favorite movies ever (Star Wars and When Harry Met Sally) amongst tons of other stuff. Huge loss

[Smarm Captain @smarmydave]

Trump is a disaster. You know it. We all know it. #debate #HillaryClinton

[Smarm Captain @smarmydave]

I'm never that vocal re: politics. Proud #moderate However, #ImWithHer #HillaryClinton I can't keep my mouth closed this time #debatenight

[Smarm Captain @smarmydave]

@Vanessa_Jourdan Hillary is the liar you want. 1,000,0000,000%. Out of the two liars, HILLARY is the one you should vote for. #debatenight

[Smarm Captain @smarmydave]

How in the hell does Trump define "temperment"??? #debatenight

[Smarm Captain @smarmydave]

I can't imagine having to listen to Trump like this for 4 years, please make it stop. #debatenight

[Smarm Captain @smarmydave]

"And look: Trump was Trump. With the attacks on Trump. And I think Trump. Because of Donald Trump."

[Smarm Captain @smarmydave]

Recap of post-debate banter: "Donald Trump. Also, Donald Trump. And the thing with Donald Trump is. But what about Donald Trump. With Trump.

[Smarm Captain @smarmydave]

Count me as 1 of the casualties tonight. Unless it's not a casualty. In that case, I won't be a casualty. #TheWalkingDead #IsOnLifeSupport

[Smarm Captain @smarmydave]

Another great night of amazing altars and great people at #hollywoodforever for #diadelosmuertos!