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[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Comments?

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Vintage MAGA. 😂🤣

[Covie @covie_93]

The Justice Department indicted someone for touching the reflecting pool on the same day the DOJ refused to comply with a judge's order to release more epstein files.

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

Musk took off every single Epstein gif, erroneously thinking you'll forget that the President raped children while the First Lady stood by, doing nothing,
Your job (should you use to accept it), is to download every Epstein GIF you can find and make sure you stick an Epstein image up with your Epstein Tweets.
Epstein isn't going away.

[I Smoked A Predilection For Nipples @BlackKnight10k]

He's faced so little accountability that he just openly admits to crimes now. No one's doing shit about it either.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

“Fuck you Nazi” is the way Pete Hegseth should be welcomed everywhere he goes.

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

By David Abbruzzes:

This Australian's reply to Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.
"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."

Very well stated.

[Kia™ Knightly @KiaKnightly]

Hey @jackunheard,

You're a fucking moron.

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

this is what happens when “everyone gets a puppy” finally beats “diarrhea forever”

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This is why people built guillotines.
GOP Rep. Troy Nehls, when asked about 60% of Americans struggling with affordability: "Affordability? What are you talking about?... I'm gonna get me a couple of big lobster tails. I'm gonna get me some nice rib eyes... Maybe the 60% of Americans don't work as hard as I do."

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

News Fox News REFUSES to cover:

Crime is DOWN across the board in California and we just recorded the LOWEST homicide rate in state history.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

This is straight out of the dictator playbook.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Nothing to see here folks, just a guy in full theatrical makeup, a girdle and heels, doing the double fist and jerk to a gay anthem in front of a bunch of dudes in rough rider cosplay.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Under MAGA, touch water in a public pool, grand jury indictment.

Touch a child and you get a presidential pardon.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Okay here’s another one.

[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

This is Huge 🔥

🇺🇸JD Vance at 7:00 PM: "Iranians are further from a nuclear bomb than at any point in the last 20 to 30 years."

🇫🇷Macron at 8:00 PM: "You said the same thing in June 2025, that Iran’s nuclear capability was destroyed and done. So why did you restart the war within eight months?"

Macron completely cooked him 💪🔥

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing the president of the US is so corrupt that he openly admits he and his family are making money with insider trading

[Christopher Walkin™ @Quadcarl]

I know more about the two people that climbed the Empire State building yesterday than I do about these two guys.

[Biggest Mack @Big_Mck]

“He bought the app to save freedom of speech”