Maddie Smart

welcome to the mad(die)ness

[Maddie Smart @smartiesmart16]

A 7 year old asked me how much college is and said "I bet it's not more than $190 right?" poor girl doesn't know what's comin

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

@MarthaGordon123 I ask the same question about my grandchildren

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

Spotify:
-makes u six personalised playlists
-playlists of released songs they think you'll like
-makes u a playlist to things you might want to try (wants u to grow)
-top songs playlist
-has u lyric breakdowns
-call on you make sure got home safe
Apple: music

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

It is a wonderful day to scream at the sun

[Maddie Smart @smartiesmart16]

@smcmanis3 Relatable

[Ol’MurphyBastard @KILL_MURPHY]

she was
a bath bomb
but he was
a shower

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

cinderella tryna get her dress made for the ball

[Maddie Smart @smartiesmart16]

Officially making March Madness my bitch bc I predicted every second round winner right so I'll be humbly bragging about this for a bit

[samantha @milkygoddess]

girls rule boys drool still applies

[sapphic & suffering 🌻 @hddnvllyranchel]

me, submitting every paper i have ever written

[nard @avantnard]

socrates: to do is to be

plato: to be is to do

scooby: do be do

[Maddie Smart @smartiesmart16]

Me: are you feeling hungover yet?"
Nick: No not at all actually
Nick: ugh why is it so bright in here

[™️ @pmyers_tm]

Can I get a kids menu and a margarita please

[✮LAUREN LABLUE✮ @lauren_lablue]

what part of ‘do not spend money’ do i not understand

[Maddie Smart @smartiesmart16]

I've decided I cannot be trusted with my alarms because a quick 20 minute nap after class just turned into waking up in the dark 3 hours later

[🫶🏻 @starlightfilmz]

me on ellen

ellen: so i heard you love the ocean

me: ya

(the studio starts flooding)

me: omg ellen you didn’t

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

The two political parties are Hydroflask and Yeti