Richard Smart

Forest, Partridge, Razorlight, Boobs, randomly selected items from the upsidedown top hat of my favorite things...

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@HLTCO You're not Spiderman, you're rubbish.

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@dreamosaurus @Telstra @GuardianAus They're just cutting jobs to cut costs post NBN and trying to come up with a story that makes it look vaguely palatable, as well as potentially attract investment in their Amplitel and Infraco fixed businesses. The AI thing is just a wild, ego-stroking fantasy for a few execs.

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@NFFCWomen @BurnleyFCWomen Only 5 seats available to buy on the website, none of them together. How do you expect people to go?

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@pullit1981 @NFFCWomen According to eticketing website linked for first homepage there appears to be only 5 seats left! How is women's football supposed to grow if nobody can go?

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@NFFCWomen I just logged into https://t.co/RD5DmIY1zi to book and there are only 5 seats available to buy, none of them together? So I can't take my daughter? Why play in the city ground of you're only going to open 3 bays?

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09:27am, still nobody turned up to work yet? Hello-ooooo

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@gomvfc why, during season ticket renewal period, am I calling you on a weekday at 09:08am and getting a recorded message telling me you don't open until 09:00am?

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@CrazyFenaker @TODAYshow @George_Kurtz He's the founder of the company too... Presumably his wealth is not his salary it's his shareholding. And if he actually wrote the software originally them kudos to him imo. Crap hair though.

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@Qantas

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is @Qantas 's website the worst website in history? I "don't have permission on server" to get a quote for flights from Melbourne to London in September? I've 7 'flow errors' in the last 15 minutes of searching for flight options. Useless.

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@Qantas

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@EPLBible The officiating of football deliberately is ruining the sport for some reason. It's too obvious to be accidental. So why are they doing it? I don't understand...?

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@AnalyticsForest I rate Yates and would start him but I still didn't think he was as good as he has been over the last 12 months. I fully expect him to get better than he was against Wolves if he's given a run of games.

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@AvonandsomerRob Men separate from women and children. Loads of pushchairs. They like black. They're walking on the road? They're all Muslim?

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@zappiagaming 2 months of no revenue and it'll get even less reliable I'd imagine.

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@rationalaussie Real estate agents, so much more important than their charlatan cousins, the pretend estate agents. I hate those ones.

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@Bharat_Posts Any idea who manufactured those weapons? Or where they were manufactured?