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[tori @smashedjuicebox]

@FirehouseSubs bring back the old steak and cheese sandwich please. this is dry af

[Mads @europemaxxed]

better than watching the ball drop

[elroymonté @finess3nce]

i wake up ready to REPORT LIVE

[Frosty Sanders @oldnudy]

Oh you eat steak and eggs on a wooden cutting board? I don’t give a fuck thanks.

[tori @smashedjuicebox]

@discolines come eat at tsunami

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

everyone who got pink pilates princess in their spotify wrapped

[tori @smashedjuicebox]

@CaesarsNOLA hear me out

[ً @wynrosei]

casinos need to add uno tables, i’ll fuck everybody up

[𝕬𝖘𝖍. 🥀🇵🇸 @ashleelorrainex]

the amount of men asking “what if she gets her period and starts a war” about a 60 year old woman is a prime example of why men need to stay out of our reproductive rights.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I'm sick

[kb @karinasophia12]

once again tweeting the link to basic CPR. Cardiac arrest is so random and can happen to anyone. Know what to do in the event you’re around someone who experiences a cardiac event. Every single second counts. We are praying for you, Damar Hamlin ❤️

https://t.co/f1ZUEgbLm3

[tori @smashedjuicebox]

hot girls pee in pools

[ari @ar1e11e]

ok but why is this that jake kid from tdx everyone slept with at UA?

[tori @smashedjuicebox]

men wearing flip flops gives me the ick

[Bae Guevara @Kaimandante]

Capitalism consistently prefers that food and medicines go to waste rather than be distributed freely.

[tori @smashedjuicebox]

i’d like to remind everyone that tom brady makes out w his son

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

the next time everyone’s about to make a lot of money super easily could someone shoot me a text