Ashley Meyer

[Ashley Meyer @smashrenee]

@mickfinney Wow I’m so excited for you- enjoy the ride 🤟

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

I had a professor who always talked about "the necessity of existence." Basically, some things should be created just so that thing will exist in the world.

So here's a thread to RT anytime some1 responds to #BlackLivesMatter with "but black on black crime" like this yahoo.

[Ashley Meyer @smashrenee]

@KyleThompsonPGA 23

[Ashley Meyer @smashrenee]

@MarisaBlanco87 @mickfinney Oh I know. Because spaghetti is trash.

[Ashley Meyer @smashrenee]

@MarisaBlanco87 @mickfinney This coming from the spaghetti lover 🙄

[Ashley Meyer @smashrenee]

@mickfinney @MarisaBlanco87 Stop I love angel hair because I feel like I can eat a million of something and not feel bad about it

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Incredible 😳

42-year-old zamboni driver David Ayres subbed in as an emergency goalie for the Canes and got his first NHL win!

(via @Sportsnet)

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

”The amount of heat being added to the oceans is equivalent to every person on the planet running 100 microwave ovens all day and all night.”
https://t.co/yRGu8p98nH

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

Viral video critical of China’s treatment of Uighurs...very quickly taken down by (Chinese owned) Tik Tok. #TechnologyWithSocialistCharacteristics https://t.co/OTCXzs7BZh

[Domenico @AvatarDomy]

A marine biologist films this octopus changing colors while dreaming and it’s spectacular

[Ashley Meyer @smashrenee]

@KalhanR @lizzo Yo I found dads reincarnation @TravisMeyerJ

[Ashley Meyer @smashrenee]

@mickfinney WHAT HOW GIMME

[Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy]

Women. Deserve. Pockets.

[Ashley Meyer @smashrenee]

@mickfinney Why be repugnantly wrinkly when you can be agelessly alabaster?

[Ashley Meyer @smashrenee]

Just heard a tanning ad that asked “Why be pale and pasty when you can be tan and tasty?” I take personal offense to this.

[Seeker @Seeker]

Would you eat insects to save the planet? 🐜

[Ashley Meyer @smashrenee]

@mickfinney WHAT THE DAMN HELL

[Ashley Meyer @smashrenee]

@mickfinney

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

5 minutes of sunny, sardonic brilliance from @AOC. Please watch this and share it?