MattyT's Creamy Brie

Want some creamy brie? Come to me, MattyT. We make weekly Tweets every Thursday based on cheese related news, offers and memes.

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We make only the finest of cheeses. Come on over and take a look! https://t.co/cKcaBrWm8m

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@CosmoKhan

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Enter this contest to win a $200 gift card, winners drawn weekly! https://t.co/XxpgBPPhLe

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I just entered the Coursematch Big pizza Giveaway 🍕😋 - you probably should too... 🤗 - https://t.co/XxpgBPPhLe

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@TwoOut4 #smallbeginings

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Today is International Living Together in Peace Day. We support peace to a high amount of importance, as it means a great deal to our company. To celebrate the occasion we welcome you to utilise the promotion code "PEACE" and earn a buy 1 get 1 free deal on your next purchase!

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@DelicateTastes 😭😭

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Don’t worry everyone!! At MattyT’s Creamy Brie we strive to ensure the safety of our cheese and customers alike. We feel it necessary to reassure our investors that our cheese is completely safe to eat and to not worry about the integrity of our products https://t.co/DJAbjjYLA5

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@DelicateTastes 😏😏

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@DelicateTastes I believe this conversation is more suited to be private, do you not?

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@DelicateTastes This is correct. We sell a variety of different cheeses, ensuring that every customer is left satisfied. However, all of our cheeses are FDA approved, meaning they're all healthy, and most importantly safe, for consumption, something i can imagine the "MBDB" is not!

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How can you resist?

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@DelicateTastes I don't want to hurt you but if I must. Your argument is flawed beyond comprehension. You criticise my company for selling traditionally fatty foods, whereas you yourself offer such healthy delicacies as the "Meaty Bacon Deluxe Burger". The hypocrisy is overwhelming

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@DelicateTastes Look who showed up when they heard "low metabolism"

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@TwoOut4 We're so happy that we won the competition! We owe it all to our followers and the amazing kindness of @TwoOut4! Expect a give away soon, loyal BRIEsters!

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The winner of Question Time is..... @SMattyt
Congratulations! You have won a 50% discount to use on our online store!
You will receive the discount code in the next couple of hours!

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@CrepConnoisseu2 Just waiting for the cheese to mature. Shouldn’t be long now 👍

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Which cheese would you like to see offers for soon guys!

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@TwoOut4 85 feet, no doubt about it. *slides a 20 under the table*

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@CrepConnoisseu2 We haven't currently introduced goats cheese to our menu. However, we intend to do this once we approach that stage in our company plan. Keep your eyes peeled @CrepConnoisseu2

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You guys know what to do... https://t.co/cKcaBrWm8m