Setting matters... Lavalantula set in, say, Texas would just be 10 minutes of people unloading shotguns and rifle into the spiders and it'd be over... #madwed
@LElias94141 It does make #madwed much more enjoyable... and I think the difference of brain cells lost to alcohol vs beating your head against the wall to dull the pain is negligible.
I would fact check that you claim the phrase "lavalantula" comes from the Mayans, but I don't want to look that dumb to anyone monitoring my internet usage... #madwed
I hate that I'm even trying to make sense of this, but... I'm really confused as to what they're even trying to say the spiders physiology is, coming out of both a volcano and a tar pit? #madwed
I do think Big Ass Spiders was a superior arachnid based horror movie... the fact that i have a tier list of species specific terrible horror movies says something about me, I think... #madwed
It suddenly occurred to me that I'm donating blood tomorrow, I can't take the dehydration that will be caused by the amount of wine this movie needs. Ooops. #madwed