smeddley

Engineer, crafter, writer, belly dancer... just your usual jack of all trades, master of none

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@analgesicsleep @1an0maly I got Big Ass Spider! I think I won? 🤣 #madwed

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Terrible picture, but I went to let the dog out and this was hanging out on my door... for safety sake, I am firmly #teamspider #madwed

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Setting matters... Lavalantula set in, say, Texas would just be 10 minutes of people unloading shotguns and rifle into the spiders and it'd be over... #madwed

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@LElias94141 It does make #madwed much more enjoyable... and I think the difference of brain cells lost to alcohol vs beating your head against the wall to dull the pain is negligible.

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I just... Red Rocket... a bit... yeah... #madwed

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@BEMaven My favorite character so far was the dog we only heard barking off-screen very briefly... #madwed

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@LElias94141 I mean, 50 max, with a tight deadline... #madwed

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I would fact check that you claim the phrase "lavalantula" comes from the Mayans, but I don't want to look that dumb to anyone monitoring my internet usage... #madwed

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I hate that I'm even trying to make sense of this, but... I'm really confused as to what they're even trying to say the spiders physiology is, coming out of both a volcano and a tar pit? #madwed

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@rsmon77 I was just writing my comment that I thought that was a better movie, did not know it was the same person! Interesting!

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I do think Big Ass Spiders was a superior arachnid based horror movie... the fact that i have a tier list of species specific terrible horror movies says something about me, I think... #madwed

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@BEMaven Don't want too much of a workout before teaching a kickboxing (hello foreshadowing?) class... #madwed

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It suddenly occurred to me that I'm donating blood tomorrow, I can't take the dehydration that will be caused by the amount of wine this movie needs. Ooops. #madwed

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I love how movie physics (thermodynamics?) are like, "nah man, as long as you're not IN the fire, you can totally be right next to it!" #madwed

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Dammit, poor Coco... you lost me, spiders. #teampeople #madwed

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@LK_877 I am so glad there's not a dog in this movie to worry about, I can go all in for #teamspider #madwed

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Yes, I have been drinking, thank you, movie, for looking out for my mental well-being while I watch this... um... cinematic tour de force... #madwed

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Though for emotional impact, I think Volcano: the coast is toast is a bit punchier. Kind of a low budget Armageddon. #madwed

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I forgot how cringey the dialog in this movie was... #madwed

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@LElias94141 And she posted this https://t.co/0xVnRD7Za5

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So here for Lavalantula, I've seen it before, but I'll always watch a terrible monster movie again! #madwed