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[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Why is it called “no-fault divorce”, when there is almost always a child at fault?

[weather @dsxf234161]

my friends refer to me as the rick friend cause like not even the funny parts of rick just the sad parts of him

[William Guppy @w_guppy]

You can drink nothing and be mediocre, or you can drink heavily and be "a potentially brilliant mind ruined by alcohol".

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Just saw a cop without a service weapon #HereComesTheTickleMonster

[smartest thing alive @smee9790]

@jacksfatboner you say it like its a bad thing…

[Soggy Cat enjoyer @Weedlord_Boner]

move your finger up and down

[sentient @NEVERLOGGINGOUT]

when i see someone wearing a hat i think to myself "how did they make a decision like that. how did they become a person that can wear a hat and is wearing a hat now"
then i realize i am a soulless husk and i need to be eviscerated

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

are americans actual stupit? cracked n goat wan ae they air cons. swear doon its makin ma room HOTTER. wan side wis broke straight oot the box n noo its blastin oot heat. tied a bin bag roon the bad end, other sides daein f‍uck aw. shi‍te machine man

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

What if - as a "bit" - you allowed yourself to be vulnerable?

[Sena 🇵🇸 @FavorDish]

@ArtofSpongebob

[the giant @chaser_bait]

when my friend was 18 she went to a music festival & an employee asked “are you guys drunk?” and she said “YASSS!” and he said “are you underage?” and she said “yes we are!🥳🥳” and while being escorted out she told them “we havent had due process yet i got a 5 in AP gov”

[s ꩜ @dustbnuy]

me when i think about anything going on in my life

[Potato Snail 🥔🐌 @I_love_snailsss]

Counting or not counting toy violence

[aLec robBins @alecrobbins]

*star wars opening crawl font* Hello and thank you for coming to da movie

[DutCunt out 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺 @HujeGheiKant]

@BCWallin