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“critics SAID it was good, but it was meandering, tedious, and self indulgent”

[smee @smeepdf]

Every day, at about 2PM, I HATE chairs

[smee @smeepdf]

those pants are giving teen sleuth

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@NoOneLikesAl @idr_labs

[smee @smeepdf]

An exclusive situationship is basically marriage in 2023

[smee @smeepdf]

My new year’s resolution is for you to answer my texts

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

im going to start wearing blinders like a race horse. there’s too much nonsense in my peripheral vision and sometimes i get spooked

[smee @smeepdf]

y’all ever close your eyes and wish they could be more closed?

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

if someone hit me with this i’d cry

[smee @smeepdf]

“I’ll have an Americano please” is my mating call

[smee @smeepdf]

choosing what to order based on how attractive the barista is >>>>

[smee @smeepdf]

@NoOneLikesAl

[zae @itszaeok]

i have apologies to make. the nastiest things i've ever said were probably about that girl that replaced max for a couple episodes in wizards of waverly place. i was young and pissed off but looking back, she kinda ate idk

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i work so hard!!!! because i’m bad at what i do so it takes longer!!!!!!

[smee @smeepdf]

why does every single edinburgh man wearing skinny jeans have a single serve bottle of juice in their back pocket