French Maiden

Yes I am

[L @looeykun]

Stores already selling pumpkin spice….

[French Maiden @smellsgoodhere]

The most humiliating thing about Fire Island is that if you have a body fat percentage above 12%, they hire a person playing a tuba to follow you around everywhere.
#fireisland #pinesparty #fat

[French Maiden @smellsgoodhere]

@bryan_johnson This is engagement bait

[French Maiden @smellsgoodhere]

Me when I'm pissing next to my wife!

[French Maiden @smellsgoodhere]

An unexpected side effect of cannabis

[Epoch Health @epochhealth]

🚨An Unexpected Side Effect of Cannabis

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[French Maiden @smellsgoodhere]

@ClocknissEverT Me when I'm aligning my penis chakra

[French Maiden @smellsgoodhere]

Gay guys on twitter will just post a picture of anything and have a caption like "Have a work trip this Thursday"

[French Maiden @smellsgoodhere]

Every time I see someone reading The Bell Jar publicly I'm like girl are you ok❓⁉️

[Bitchy Witch @TraderGoys]

Other gay at work is acting friendly with me now

[French Maiden @smellsgoodhere]

@ecchivera Listen and learn

[French Maiden @smellsgoodhere]

@ecchivera Yowza yowaza!!!! Waka wakawaka

[French Maiden @smellsgoodhere]

@layxsnv The stud is making her girl jealous

[French Maiden @smellsgoodhere]

@ElonMuskAOC Only if I can suck his weenie!

[French Maiden @smellsgoodhere]

@McDonalds someone put this in my sandwich order???

[French Maiden @smellsgoodhere]

@McDonalds someone put this in my sandwich order???

[French Maiden @smellsgoodhere]

@SAMGREIS Jean Bennet Ramsay?

["Alex" @alexinquotes]

Cruising in the steam room by saying “it’s so muggy in here! 👀”