Captain Awesome

my name is jace and i like to party!!!!!

[Jace Smethurst @JaceSmethurst]

Oh no: I didn’t realize Taylor released 48 new songs yesterday to block @charli_xcx lame ass music

[Jace Smethurst @JaceSmethurst]

I’ve been a member for a while now and have never seen this kind of shit in my life… sale items use credits now, on items not worth the amount of the credit. My sale item\vip discount came down to well below my 6 credits. each credit used to be worth 70 buck @rihanna wth? #scam

[Jace Smethurst @JaceSmethurst]

Ok #Astrology #zodiac twitter help me out. I don’t know about this stuff. What does this mean ?

[GAV | Italian Era 🇮🇹 @gavbreakfavtoys]

Her boyfriend was busy being depressed, her folklore check was running low, evermore had no hits, grandma allegations, she had ONE chance

[Angel @killangelsz]

Let’s be real Evil Dead Rise is so so much better than Burn

[Captain Awesome @smetty23]

@PopCrave Wow sooooo edgy

[Captain Awesome @smetty23]

My #FavoriteTaylorSwiftSong is ME! For me when I first heard and saw the video I cried. It was beautiful and it came at a time in my life when I didn’t love myself. She helped me see ME! And I’ll forever be grateful for her. #ME!

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

She’s the storyteller of our lifetime. What a joy it is to experience her words and the community they foster. In honor of Taylor being inducted to the Songwriters Hall of Fame, tell us your #FavoriteTaylorSwiftSong. 🫶

And watch more of the magic she makes in “The End of an Era” 6-episode docuseries on @DisneyPlus.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

“Bette Davis Eyes” in THE FINAL GIRLS (2015) is the moment the movie goes from a clever horror-comedy to something genuinely emotional.

[Captain Awesome @smetty23]

@MediumSizeMeech You get on mine. Stfu

[Oates premium PR (Taywedding edition) ❤️‍🔥 @oatespremiumPR]

honestly speaking there is no modern artist that is pulling such levels of cultural relevance and iconography this is generational

[Folk ⸆⸉ Swift Charts @SwiftyRuza]

happy pride month everyone!! ✨️

[Jace Smethurst @JaceSmethurst]

He also hires known sexual abusers like @brianjoralvarez . @RuPaul should be ashamed. I’d take the ai over Brian’s loser ass but look at that a double negative

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

One year of owning the best things that have ever been hers. 💚💛💜♥️🩵🖤 #TheyBelongWithHer

[paulina⸆⸉ ¹ 🎂 @pwonderstruck13]

SOUND THE ALARMS, TAYLOR SWIFT IS MOVING LIKE THE ZODIAC KILLER AGAIN

[OleanderIvy 🫶🏻 @AdventurousAx]

And when the hypothetical structure Taylor described in her NYT interview turns out to be her Toy Story 5 song, then what?

[ariana ♫❤️‍🔥 @tscrazier]

normal people have their faves show up on jimmy fallon and call it day but we get the zodiac killer

[CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS @CrazyDaysPoster]

Friday, May 29, 2026
Blind Item #9

The awful manager is straight up lying about the A+ list singer.

[Captain Awesome @smetty23]

@lizzo Lizzo “high road to ho town” tour

[Mila ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 @miladem11]

😂