sarah mezzy

welcome to me

[sarah mezzy @smezzyy]

Hush little puppies don't you cry, mama bought you instead of fries

[Bailey Angle @baileyangle]

bad day to be a bloomin onion

[sarah mezzy @smezzyy]

@Venmo 🙏

[sarah mezzy @smezzyy]

I sold an item on Facebook marketplace, and the man kept mentioning “Wendy.” I thought he meant his wife, but then I realized he meant me.
Him:
Me:

[sarah mezzy @smezzyy]

In the most respectful way, men should never wink. Ever.

[sarah mezzy @smezzyy]

Experiment: I start an unprompted slack channel with all of the other “married-in” family members where we just roast our spouses.

[sean @_s0dapup]

joseph when he found out there was no room at the inn

[Bailey Angle @baileyangle]

“Sheetz is a gas station I would never eat dinner there” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[sarah mezzy @smezzyy]

@lizzy_sullivan Love you looz!!! So much!

[sarah mezzy @smezzyy]

@Venmo don’t be playing games! handle- @smezzyy #venmome

[Venmo @Venmo]

It’s #VenmoMe time and we’re giving out $20,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle for a chance to win $250.

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 9/9. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdGjvpV

[Bailey Angle @baileyangle]

Bittersweet to say this will be my last week with @BluefieldRams after four awesome years. I am so pumped to start my new role of In-Venue Host for @hokiesports next week!

Can’t wait to see you all in Lane and Cassell this season! Go Hokies and Beat UNC!🦃

[sarah mezzy @smezzyy]

*talking about buying local meat*
“I’ve thought about if someone made us into a meat.” -@lizahomiez

[sarah mezzy @smezzyy]

“Engage your core” is my least favorite phrase right now

[sarah mezzy @smezzyy]

#VenmoMe @smezzyy

[Venmo @Venmo]

We’re giving out $100,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle for a chance to win $500. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 6/28. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdGjvpV

[sarah mezzy @smezzyy]

@baileyangle This is hysterical

[sarah mezzy @smezzyy]

It should be industry standard to send two chargers for your product.

[sarah mezzy @smezzyy]

@han_sul_ omg yes I relate!!!

[sarah mezzy @smezzyy]

Thoughts? Am I the only one?

[Informal Minister Ally Henny, MDiv 🛋️🕵🏿‍♀️ @thearmchaircom]

Black people shouldn’t have die for folks to recognize injustice. Black people should’t have to die for there to be change. Black people shouldn’t have to die for accountability. Black people shouldn’t have to die for justice. Black people shouldn’t have to die.

[sarah mezzy @smezzyy]

A decimal is just a math period