kris 🏴

jesus f*cking christ

[kris 🏴 @smikris]

my brain is constantly on the same frequency as those videos where people accidentally set off fireworks at street level

[Dylan @dmoody46]

Wait…this happened on the same day Harambe was shot?!

[Nana @MAMABONYON]

people who use chatgpt on the regular are so stupid that they dont even know the letters are gpt

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

ITALY: Haha, we drink espresso in the dugout!

DOMINICAN REPUBLIC: Haha, we’re having so much fun hyping each other up!

TEAM USA: We’re listening to a man describe in detail the raid to kill Osama Bin Laden to prepare us to play Canada in baseball.

[hunter @3gpmh]

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

[PetersonIsKing @Peterson_IsKing]

Can’t make it. It’s Hello Kitty Bobblehead night at Citi Field

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

And for the lady, perhaps a plastic baseball helmet full of ice cream?

[kris 🏴 @smikris]

my grandpa on his way to school every morning

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

Sub-six-minute mile pace uphill on skis: #WinterOlympics SPEED. 🔥

[wil @terrornothorror]

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to be dead silent in the gc

[david peterson stan squad @__stateofgrace]

still thinking about gary cohen being woke as fuck. want it back

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

“weird thing”, “straight friends outgrow you”, “real adults”

[ROLE MODEL @rolemodel]

go

[erin ! @sportsenjoyer22]

when i say i hate all men i do NOT mean gary cohen btw

[mandy @luvharkness]

IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR THE PAST 10 MINUTES

[Nurses Against Dick Pics. 🪷🇺🇦 @ClaudetteGGibs1]

She is right.

[dana 🫧 @selslovr]

she’s so gone by naomi scott in the big year of 2025

[kris 🏴 @smikris]

@NjTank99 This is what u get for hating chappell u fuck

[ishaylaxp @ishaylaxp]

I got called a homophobic slur at a phillies game just bc the mets were winning , this is not the flex you think it is

[kris 🏴 @smikris]

dead

[annika💒 @simulacrababy]

my dad wasn’t absent or present he was a secret third thing