lecherous bastard

I have to take a fat shit rn

[lecherous bastard @smilemaster911]

the greatest page on twitter, the library of alexandria for nimrods

[lecherous bastard @smilemaster911]

As far as Japanese savant artists go, he even beats Kojima as far as making a story make sense. The design concepts, storytelling, synthesis of western cultural fashion, music, and literary canon. You can One Piece pirate token all you want but this is truly transcendant

[lecherous bastard @smilemaster911]

I do not larp jojolands. I treat it exactly for what it is. The swan song of one of the greatest multidisciplinary artists of our age.

[lecherous bastard @smilemaster911]

it’s THE panel

[lecherous bastard @smilemaster911]

I’m not allowed to talk to beautiful women unless they are alcoholic or hate their fathers :/

[lecherous bastard @smilemaster911]

I’m so happy I couldn’t give less of a fuck

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New in-game footage from GTA 6.

[skooks @skooookum]

yetzer hara traphouse

[lecherous bastard @smilemaster911]

my dad be like

[sex pestilence @stinkybrown4]

i need to fuck a russian jewish woman, like an eva victor or emmy rossum type

[lecherous bastard @smilemaster911]

Loading up and old Russel Brand special to keep the flame lit

[lecherous bastard @smilemaster911]

My life is a yetzer hara trap. Hashem help me!

[lecherous bastard @smilemaster911]

Why are you so reddit moid

[lecherous bastard @smilemaster911]

Bro writes with such a flowery vocabulary, the characters and plot just kinda don’t know where to go

[lecherous bastard @smilemaster911]

I get this guy on tik tok who writes books with a Dickensian, Mellvillian Shakespearean, style. And then you read them and it’s just the most purple prose fuckery you ever seen. That’s how I wanna start writing tweets

[lecherous bastard @smilemaster911]

Like Love will save everything or whatever but like if I literally say the word Love out loud in a meaningful context it can drastically change the course of my life putting my interests in the hands of an uncontrollable force and ultimately surrendering my sense of self

[lecherous bastard @smilemaster911]

Used to know a girl who’s immediate response instead of thank you was, I love you so much. That’s a red flag right?

[lecherous bastard @smilemaster911]

I have opinions people don’t LIKE but that’s ok, at least I come at it with LOVE

[lecherous bastard @smilemaster911]

this is stated like rage bait but it’s kind of true

[zeta esperanta !! @ASDFaust]

It's crazy how people who larp jjk don't know Japan was destroyed by Sukuna and the one we see in modulo is a recreation made by yuji's domain he keeps active ever since

[lecherous bastard @smilemaster911]

@foidprogrammer I usually am ass at MOBAs but I’m kinda nutty at this game

[lecherous bastard @smilemaster911]

I’m so fucking good at this game i almost think there’s a problem, there’s shouldn’t be pro orgs yet, ME… I am GOOD at the game

[Deadlock Intel @IntelDeadlock]

Deadlock’s largest org announcement so far is here

[地獄ケーキ(Hokusaist)👹🐉🗡️🇺🇸 @JigokuCake]

If I had art displayed in a museum and it scared a bitch so much that she spent 10 minutes literally crying on camera over it, I'd probably cum instantly

[lecherous bastard @smilemaster911]

Squidward, a representative of the adult cynicism we carry through to survive the monotony of daily life.

Yes, the clarinet gives a brief moment respite, but the Krab seeks a fortune beyond the desires of your mind.

So return, then, to your Easter Island head in shame.