Brittany

[Brittany @smilesforever12]

If this picture doesn't explain my life, I don't know what does

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

what do short people want from us

[Brittany @smilesforever12]

New life goal: dress so high quality and stylish that my GRANDKIDS will wear my clothes

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

I am SO jealous of this woman who was passed down all of her grandmothers clothing. Such beautiful pieces. Her grandma was clearly a material girl in her day. ❤️

[Brittany @smilesforever12]

her evaluation of my cowboy reputation had me begging for salvation all night long 🤠

[Jason Hickel @jasonhickel]

Funny how some people insist that humans are a superior species when we can’t even photosynthesise.

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

Oh you ate your twin inside the womb? I am not impressed. Eat your twin outside the womb and then talk to me

[Peter Kalmus @ClimateHuman]

Stop burning shit for energy. We don't need to do this anymore. It causes irreversible climate breakdown, war, gross inequality, and deadly pollution. We can get our energy from the sun now. We can be people of the sun.

[Brittany @smilesforever12]

home is where the squatty potty is

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

there’s something so vulnerable about walking into someone’s bathroom and encountering their squatty potty

[Go - off hiatus - rashi @soozysufi]

CDC just announced that corona can be spread via Instagram story challenges :-/

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

I want my old life back. where I'm still doing this, but the rest of you are outside

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Anyone who is insisting on calling Covid-19 the "Chinese Virus" will absolutely not have the courage to refer to it that way when they or their loved ones are being treated/saved by Asian doctors and nurses across this country.

[Gillian Turner @GillianHTurner]

BREAKING: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

going into quarantine. not showing any symptoms i really just need time to focus on myself

[@jenmonnier.bsky.social @JenMonnier]

You're supposed to wash your hands for 20 sec, which is the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday twice. But I'm tired of singing Happy Birthday and you probably are too, so I've done the very important public service of compiling other songs with roughly 20 sec choruses to sing:

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

im not like other girls..... my bladder is HUGE, i never have to stop to pee on road trips

[prettier jesus @bxsel]

Didn’t get a top 1% message for Spotify just goes to show how unpredictable and mysterious and hot I am I guess

[jake hitch @jhitch27]

If anyone in the Temecula/Murrieta area see this man please contact the police. He was stalking our house and trying to randomly enter. He refused to leave and my 13-year-old sister was home alone.

[Kendall Pennington @Kenny___Rose]

2020: Superbowl LIV

2021: Superbowl LAUGH

2022: Superbowl LOVE

[Holly Green - Weather Presenter @HollyJGreen]

Welcome to World #PalindromeDay:

02 02 2020

This is the first time in over 900 years (since 11/11/1111) the date is palindromic no matter the date format.

It’s also the 33rd day of the year with 333 days left!