smilesofrage

Stay-at-home beagle mom. Aspiring trophy wife. Notorious pain in the ass and a daily disappointment.

[smilesofrage @smilesofrage]

Told my 4-y-o nephew the two child-sized Halloween skeletons from the attic are his cousins who misbehaved. Follow me for more tips on being the favorite aunt.

[Michael Longfellow @Longfellowww]

What is life but looking at bread and eating it or not

[smilesofrage @smilesofrage]

@danielp_reid @Michell33650674 Your IQ is showing.

[smilesofrage @smilesofrage]

@smileitsfree44 Cotton Eyed Joe

[smilesofrage @smilesofrage]

4 seasons here in Dallas: Spring, Summer, Fall, and Shen Yun.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

You can have 5 flags on your truck & in your yard, wear your hero’s face and name on your clothes, go to 29 rallies, 7 boat parades, and yell and scream at 12 school board meetings. But your vote counts exactly the same an independent voter silently looking at you with revulsion.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

I can’t stop laughing. Imagine spending 44 billion dollars just to get fact checked by the thing you bought 🤣🤣🤣

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Someone just tried to murder Paul Pelosi in an attempt to assassinate Speaker Pelosi and you don’t think we have an extremism problem in this country???

[Bone00afide.bsky.social 🇮🇱 @bone00afide]

If your wife dies due to septic shock from infected fetal remains, but her life could’ve been saved with an abortion, rejoice in the fact that gas is cheap during your drive to the cemetery. Or you could just vote Blue.

[smilesofrage @smilesofrage]

@geostylegeo A dog.

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@Jim_Jordan The right keeps allowing people to shoot them up. Just reminding you.

[Sgt. Hugo_Stiglitz @SgtHugoStiglit2]

@RepMTG

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@tanyalovesbenny Pro-lifers once the babies are born

[George#VotesBlueAlways @Numbers28]

Why do states like Mississippi keep electing Republicans? Mississippi is last in almost every metric and yet they keep voting for Republicans who coddle the rich and kick the poor to the curb. What am I missing?

[Pro-Democracy RTs @ProDemocracyRTs]

It blows my mind that some Americans would be OK with life in a dictatorship as long as they saved 25 cents on a gallon of gas.

[smilesofrage @smilesofrage]

@RikHavic There’s a way to get rid of diarrhea

[Kyle Keegan @realKyleKeegan]

The only redeeming quality of the anti-vaxer movement is there are a lot less Republican voters for the midterms.

[smilesofrage @smilesofrage]

@NickAdamsinUSA There’s nothing less Alpha than having to constantly proclaim Alpha-ness