Chip Douglas

Trophy husband. Dad. Questionable accountant. Social Media Newbie. crossfitter.

[Chip Douglas @smillsy1981]

Immune compromised is the new gluten sensitive

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@NHL @Honda @NHLonNBCSports

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@Isuckatpicking @EdmontonOilers @CJAY92 @Sportsnet @GenePrincipe This GIF is the reason the internet was created.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Goose Suddenly Realizes It Doesn’t Have To Honk Like An Idiot Entire Time It’s Flapping Wings https://t.co/HsZgSetIRC

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ATTENTION CDN NEWS OUTLETS: PM BEING ABLE TO GROW FACIAL HAIR IS NOT NEWS.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
#cdnpoli

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@cn_mills LEGENDARY

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@TheEconomist @cn_mills
Your astronomical piles of bullshit have now been catalogued by the Economist

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@cn_mills Obviously

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Thanks to Spotify which has released my “year in review”...which is eerily similar to my fire mix tape from 2001.

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@MichelleRempel In

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@CBCNews

[Duke Silver @cn_mills]

I think Canadians are about to hold a hockey coach to a higher standard of personal responsibility than the Prime Minister. That’s... very Canadian.

[Autoblog @therealautoblog]

Lego's take on the Tesla Cybertruck comes with innovative roof racks: https://t.co/QmJEBPTEZy

[Chip Douglas @smillsy1981]

If you haven't yelled at your spouse and kids while hanging Christmas lights from the roof, do you even Christmas? #dadlife

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@missllovesyou2 @dog_rates My eyes appear to be sweating

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@universal_sci Time to step up to flame throwers

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@CTVLethbridge Of the stroke Quebec has in Ottawa and how it seems dictate national policy on every file it chooses? Yup, envy comes to mind. We’ll be here when you need us Quebec, grinding it out, paying taxes, getting stonewalled.

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@franklinleonard @AOC Destruction