Lily $mith

I’m like if my parents had a baby

[Lily $mith @smilylith]

@BattinsonMarvel Put me in coach!

[Lily $mith @smilylith]

my two boyfriends aren’t responding to me rn

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @misskerrington]

none of my swimsuits will be kid friendly this summer teach yall kids about bad btches

[Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs]

And for the lady, a 23-hour day of recognition?

[Lily $mith @smilylith]

@BPete04672535 @ViktorTheViking Well for starters they literally create the players

[Lily $mith @smilylith]

Filled my entire tank today like I always do it’s a small tank so I max pay $32 today I paid $39 most I’ve literally ever paid for this car but yes keeping pronouns are the problem

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

why is everyone's main goal to get married and have kids like dont u guys wanna do drugs in foreign countries

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

I know everything costs a lot more now but at least it's also worse quality

[Lily $mith @smilylith]

Shouldn’t have taken ozempic now my heating bill is $150 for my 700sqft apt

[Harram @_harramm]

If WW3 happens we’re cooked because men are in their princess era

[Lily $mith @smilylith]

The audience when the women showed up #connorstorrieonsnl

[Lily $mith @smilylith]

@PopBase Please god I’ve seen what you’ve done for others

[Kailey @MNkaileyy]

I’ve never thought Canada owned hockey because I always thought Minnesota did anyways

[Lily $mith @smilylith]

Not to be rude but why are all these beautiful women dating ugly men

[allison wiseman @alwiseman_]

Queue????????? OPEN THE SCHOOLS

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

If my followers have been inspired by the fierce resistance the Twin Cities has put up to ICE, you should make it a point to take a trip here (April through October 😬), enjoy the wonderful things MN has to offer and support our small businesses. It continues to be a really tough time for them.

[tippity @tippity]

his stroke game was too good it got the republicans wanting to put him in jail thats my #ChorizoChampion

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF

[Lily $mith @smilylith]

If the Seahawks kicker doesn’t get mvp I’ll be mad like he’s the only one doing something #SuperBowlLX

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Whenever a pretty person is funny you just know they either have a lot of weird family shit going on or they used to be kinda fat or both