Smirkinator 2

I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.

[Smirkinator 2 @smirkinator2]

It's almost like your feelings don't have any connection to reality.

[A.J. Delgado @AJDelgado13]

Trump is going to lose Nov 5th. I can feel it now. I didn't before but I can now.

[Smirkinator 2 @smirkinator2]

This is normal for some of us.

[Yahoo Finance @YahooFinance]

Investors thought their money was buying pre-IPO shares in OpenAI, SpaceX, and xAI. The SEC alleges it went to strip clubs, Bloomingdale's, and Amazon instead.

Two new cases add to a growing list of charges tied to the pre-IPO investing boom, though none of the actual companies involved are accused of wrongdoing.

Read more: https://t.co/836qEyQVyW

[Smirkinator 2 @smirkinator2]

Notice how he says "trans" to highlight the fact that he's not talking about a legitimate female.

[Stef Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @stefisgirlnow]

Trans women deserve to pee anywhere we want

[Smirkinator 2 @smirkinator2]

Another thing for me to hate

[Sahil Lavingia @shl]

Introducing the official IRS app!

[Smirkinator 2 @smirkinator2]

@Aleister_J @rirokpik Life is so great. Every day you can see something that makes you happy.

[Smirkinator 2 @smirkinator2]

@droneclone8 @Aleister_J Sargent Slaughter Number 3 Combo

[Smirkinator 2 @smirkinator2]

Just one of many shit stains that will define his legacy

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz admits he “should have done more” to stop rampant fraud in state programs, but says the scandal shouldn’t define his legacy.

[Smirkinator 2 @smirkinator2]

@Aleister_J Crime by Vienna sausages prancing in faux camo

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

@NBCNews @nbcselected Bullshit

[Smirkinator 2 @smirkinator2]

What. The. Fuck!?

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Our 83-year-old Christian grandmother was euthanised against her will under Canada's assisted dying system - she died covered in blood with her hands clasped in prayer https://t.co/u50K1sT75X

[Smirkinator 2 @smirkinator2]

All these sad people who didn't discover guns

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Toys “R” Us announces its biggest expansion in nearly a decade, opening 120 stores across the U.S. as toy sales surge among adult shoppers.

[Smirkinator 2 @smirkinator2]

@grenlouis What do you think my team has been doing to me all these years, pre-AI?

[Smirkinator 2 @smirkinator2]

Just throw him in the garbage

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

It was wrong for Biden.

It was wrong for Feinstein.

It’s wrong for McConnell.

It’s wrong for America.

[Smirkinator 2 @smirkinator2]

Wut?

[Complex @Complex]

Martha Stewart reveals she wants to post nudes on her IG:

"I've been thinking about releasing my own nudes."

[Angie G @MomAngtrades]

I refuse to invest in any company with aboard that looks like this

[Smirkinator 2 @smirkinator2]

Their faces when he starts talking about numbers 😂🤣

[Steve Guest @SteveGuest]

Watch @BenShapiro shut down the AI doomer panel on CNN NewsNight:

“It's fun to talk about the apocalyptic risk because we've all seen apocalypse movies. There is a much more [likely risk] and that is the risk of stagnation. If you stagnate AI, it is probably the beginning of the end of the American economy.

We are currently running into economic dire straits in which T-bills are absolutely getting crushed, in which we have a $40 trillion national debt. The uniparty is for spending enormous amounts of money and never paying for any of it. That is the actual uniparty in the United States.

The only possible escape from that is to reach some sort of escape velocity in terms of productivity, which is why the Trump administration has been pushing AI.”

[Smirkinator 2 @smirkinator2]

@minarchist9 @droneclone8 I bet he never caught a trout too!

[Smirkinator 2 @smirkinator2]

@Aleister_J @droneclone8 Good metaphor for the Democrat party, honestly

[Smirkinator 2 @smirkinator2]

@Aleister_J @droneclone8 😂😭

[Smirkinator 2 @smirkinator2]

@droneclone8 @Aleister_J Just one of the bros doing normal man stuff.