Claire

[Syd @sydbw18]

The day he dies my screen time might be 26 hours

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

It’s so cool how everyone has lost their minds

[Wyatt 蜥蜴王 @MKElite_]

The 23,000 people voting for Mandela Barnes need their brains studied for scientific purposes I'm so serious

[Clayton @ckeller141]

I know I live in a bubble because I don’t know a single Crowley voter.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

We CANNOT have wind turbines or solar panels because of how it “ruins the landscape” but data centers get a full pass.

[lilly! @taylenahq]

seeing the love midnights gets now is so funny because the north remembers how you guys treated midnights in 2022

[Unidad Básica Taylor Swift @gasparparamore]

Nunca en la puta historia se va a hacer algo como el album Red. Jamás.

[Snoopy&woodstock🐾 @Snoopylover04]

the people asking why snoopy is crying on his birthday have clearly never experienced being a girl

[geronimo @gerothebolter]

This could never happen today cause yall would put it in chat gpt😭

[lex™ 🔜katsucon @cosphotographs]

woah you mean this isnt the first time her ED has been active? an eating disorder is a life long struggle with relapses? no fucking way its not like shes been on pro ana tumblr since like 20-fucking-10

[a northern flicker with “issues” @patchworkfemme]

whenever people are like “i don’t like cats! they make the house smell! i don’t care how often you change the litter box! that’s why i love dogs :)” i’m like oh… you don’t know?????????? 😀

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

The less specific the name of a Christian church is, the more evil it is. If your church is called something like Immaculate Southern Methodist Congregants of Christ you're probably normal but if it's called C R O S S R O A D S, you are in danger.

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

I didn’t miss a single Instagram story when Charlie Kirk died. I had never checked some of these people’s stories a day before or after, but that day, I just had to know what they were posting

[kayla says @KaylaSaysMore]

btw I don’t think you have to bring your large poodle to the coffee shop and let it sniff around where people are eating and drinking. I think you can just like. leave it home

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Growing up my parents were fine with any soda except Mountain Dew they thought it was like the fentanyl of soft drinks

[i hate it here stan @rpbswift]

we declared charlie puth should be a bigger artist

[faboolah @azninthesun]

the “you fucking the text man for texts” woman should win a nobel prize

[jen!! 🐞 @newyorknoshoes]

he said if tree paine isn’t going to clock in i guess i will and i thank him for that

[Chris bell @UpdateTheGrids]

Full House was so fucking funny man. All of the adult characters' jobs are "tv show host" except for Uncle Jesse who, instead, frequently performs with The Beach Boys

[abbie @lovespossessin]

i need atleast 10 new male bombshells in the villa by 3pm tomorrow