Lewis Smith

Just a small town boy living in a COVID world

[Lewis Smith @smith93_lr]

I wish I hadn't taught my chicken how to talk, too much fowl language

[Lewis Smith @smith93_lr]

@AlFergs @Plusnet I got through straight away when I called Plusnet

[Lewis Smith @smith93_lr]

@homerjay1889 Every year without fail it will crash during the Superbowl. Clearly they don’t invest in extra servers for all the additional users off the 99p deal

[Lewis Smith @smith93_lr]

We may have lost but Mason Mount’s hairline far surpasses anything seen on the French benches, even Giroud

[Lewis Smith @smith93_lr]

@CountrywideUK @EntwistleGreen Will do, thanks!

[Lewis Smith @smith93_lr]

@CountrywideUK What’s the best way to file a complaint? One of your subsidiaries @EntwistleGreen has left me without a hob for 4 months. They’re giving the landlord false information, including that the job has been completed and charging out of their rent.

[Lewis Smith @smith93_lr]

My hometown even got a shout out which was thrilling

[Lewis Smith @smith93_lr]

Just watched “Your Christmas or Mine” on @PrimeVideo. What a romp, loved every second. Jumped out of my chair in genuine shock twice. More of this please @JeffBezos

[Lewis Smith @smith93_lr]

@thestorydj Wrap up warm

[Lewis Smith @smith93_lr]

@AlFergs @phoebe_bridgers I listened to 6,700 minutes of Drake

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m in the basement, drinking until I fall asleep. My wife is crying, begging me to come upstairs & watch a Muppet Christmas Carol with my family. “I don’t care if I die tonight” I whisper.

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

Ivan Toney between 2017 and 2021

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

‘I’d have to say… the Best of Matt Hancock’ #AccidentalPartridge

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

RIP Russell Wilson. Justin Tucker just murdered that man 😂

[Hambo @Max_Hambidge]

Canny believe I met the joker last night

[Lewis Smith @smith93_lr]

Doing all of my Zoom meetings now looking ominously to the left and pausing for 10 secs before leaving #Ready4Rishi

[Lewis Smith @smith93_lr]

Am I the bad guy for making nachos with plum tomatoes instead of salsa #doritos

[Lewis Smith @smith93_lr]

Izzy Bizu - White Tiger is the best song of all time, convinced me otherwise

[H from Steps @Ianhwatkins]

Fucking GO! Take the hint! #GeneralElectionNow

[Lewis Smith @smith93_lr]

@AlFergs "In the late 1990's, Dodi Fayed ran a campaign to abolish voiceovers from BBC produced documentaries. This was designed to give international documentary makers a "head-start" when it came to producing informative factual content" leading into https://t.co/AuY5cVPg3i

[Lewis Smith @smith93_lr]

There was a guy who held his chocolates in a little Tupperware

[Lewis Smith @smith93_lr]

Did you guys know about Mike Myers’ “chocolate guy” on the set of The Cat in the Hat