Dan Smitham

momentum transit, nunc tamen manet

[Martina Markota @MartinaMarkota]

I’m available for events, I’ve been told I need to “work my way up” tho despite my extensive resume…

[Dan Smitham @SmithamDan]

@Andercot He's a master of pedantry.

[Dan Smitham @SmithamDan]

@ARIKAHENRY It's a curse and a blessing isn't it

[Dan Smitham @SmithamDan]

@ARIKAHENRY I've long said nudity is the key to world peace. I promise you, I'm not gonna fight a naked dude, especially if I'm naked. Also, with everything "on the table" as it were, most disagreements will be settled before it can get physical.

[Dan Smitham @SmithamDan]

Sometimes I wonder if the reason people don't come to me with their problems is they're afraid I'll fix them.

[Dan Smitham @SmithamDan]

One of the losses in divorce no one ever talks about is the years of collected inside jokes.

[Dan Smitham @SmithamDan]

@Tigam__ @PoliceIncident Exactly the way my dad taught me. Not even unloaded with the firing pin removed.

[Dan Smitham @SmithamDan]

@jackbuckby I've been showing my wife and daughters these updates as Martina posts them. We had a big costume party a couple weeks back and the girls all had a great time making steampunk outfits, so they've been digging the inventiveness and dedication she shows.

[Dan Smitham @SmithamDan]

Did time pass because the object changed, or did time pass because we observed the change?

[Dan Smitham @SmithamDan]

@DaddyWarpig Not very brave of them.

[Dan Smitham @SmithamDan]

@engineers_feed It's interesting to consider that pi isn't the only irrational number. They're a common as rational numbers although we may not have the ratios to calculate them.

[Dan Smitham @SmithamDan]

@DisaffectedPod @aimeeterese Honestly, I prefer a big nose on a woman. Not comically big, but not the Hollywood tiny button nose either.

[Dan Smitham @SmithamDan]

Why do words look less like what they are the longer you stare at them?

[Martina Markota @MartinaMarkota]

Wishella: Angels of Light charity gala was a success! What a wonderful evening for a wonderful cause!

[Dan Smitham @SmithamDan]

@markemusgames @engineers_feed Dirt

[Dan Smitham @SmithamDan]

@Corey_Feldman @ULTRA_MAJESTY It's better than I can do.

[Dan Smitham @SmithamDan]

@zuukabwa Anywheres exchange the bigger propane tanks that campers use

[Dan Smitham @SmithamDan]

If time is egocentric, what is the shape of a song in time?

[Dan Smitham @SmithamDan]

@zuukabwa

[Dan Smitham @SmithamDan]

@jackbuckby @MartinaMarkota He's getting so big!!!

[Dan Smitham @SmithamDan]

@zuukabwa If it is, than it isn't says the poet

[Dan Smitham @SmithamDan]

How do animals know to make eye contact?