Craig Smith

I love God, my wife, my kids, the Brewers, the Badgers and the Packers, in that order.

[Craig Smith @smithcp1]

When it comes to social media and life generally, everyone thinks they are either Job (put through the wringer for no reason) or Solomon (a font of wisdom).

Usually, we are Eliphaz (more useful when we are quiet).

[Bria Sandford @blsandford]

a lot of Job's friends on social media these days

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Perhaps no photo has ever better said “It’s the 80s, I have two quarters, and I’m thirsty.”

[Craig Smith @smithcp1]

@DrewSav Are we sure the piggy was the consumer at the market as opposed to being the consumable?

[Craig Smith @smithcp1]

@dilanesper Americans LOVE spectacle events (Olympics, World Cup, other big games/matches/tournaments). But there are relatively few sports that they love on a regular basis.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.

Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Craig Smith @smithcp1]

@danorlovsky7 Sorsby will give you 5 to 1 odds that he is at least a third rounder.

[Elsie not Elise 💿 @ElsienotElisee]

We’re in a ChatGPT flyer pandemic

[Dominic Cotroneo @Dom_Cotroneo]

Presented without comment.

[Jack @tracewoodgrains]

And, to be clear, parents should do this. Your kids are not guinea pigs to be sacrificed on the altar of other people's priorities. If a system does not have your child's best interests at heart, you have a moral duty to demand better and seek alternatives.

[Jeremy Carl @realJeremyCarl]

“I don’t think history teaches a lot of little lessons, frankly.

I think it teaches one big lesson, which is that nothing really ever works out the way the perpetrators intend.

I can’t think of any major event in the history of the world that ever turned out the way the participants who launched it expected.”

-- Gordon Wood (RIP)

[Anthony DiBona @DiBonaNFL]

The Eagles Autism Foundation revealed a new t-shirt featuring Madden Orlovsky’s drawing.

100% of proceeds will fund innovative autism research and care programs.

I’ll give one away to someone that retweets this to help spread awareness.

Buy yours here:

https://t.co/r3EMwd6PoK

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Hollywood has spent nearly $600 million trying to bring Matt Damon home.

Have they considered maybe he just doesn’t want to come back?

[Craig Smith @smithcp1]

@dilanesper You're not in the football business. You're in the real estate business. You don't build an empire on a 50% cut of a 200 dollar ticket. You build an empire by owning the place where that game is played

[George Washington 🇺🇸 @YN_Washington]

They put the skyline on the cover and the entirety of Chicago got hit with the worst Madden curse of all time

[Craig Smith @smithcp1]

Will someone tell me exactly which six games this team will lose?

[Craig Smith @smithcp1]

@DavidAFrench It took me a while, but I finally went 82-0 and I did it without Wilt, LeBron or Giannis, who are the biggest cheat codes in the game.

[Craig Smith @smithcp1]

I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/0feiGoSofH #NBA #82and0

[Craig Smith @smithcp1]

@DustinDopirak At one point, I had a team with Isiah, KD, KAT and Blake and thought, "there is no way this team wins 60 games after KD's burner account is made public."

[Craig Smith @smithcp1]

BJ Surhoff

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

Age yourself by naming the starting catcher on your favorite MLB team growing up.

I’ll start: Jorge Posada.

[McKay Coppins @mckaycoppins]

Mitt Romney to Harvard Business School graduates: "There's more to a country than its economy. To be a great nation, it must also be a good nation. The world needs good men. It needs good women. Good leaders. Good parents raising good children. There is no national success that could compensate for failure to be a good and noble people."