Jonathan Smith

I'm just me, you know. Mastodon:@[email protected]

[Jonathan Smith @smithjonathan]

@anon_opin Or an assassin

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Is there something you’re not telling us, @JDKirkBooks

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@ltcravenherald Who are/were Damon and Rebecca?

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@JFBLucas @Jason_Mckeown The job might not have worked out, but what a great family you have

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@Fitz_843 @ExcelHumor Ooh. I’ll have to give that a go 😃

#amoeba.xlsx

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@Catheri77239453 @EmmaKennedy If I understand it correctly, he made an Insta about his basement flooding, and only Camilla’s account could see it. Or something.

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@ltcravenherald Well done, Lesley. Great achievement!

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@fesshole Seek help. Tell your family.

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@Ron_Fleasley @them_apples £1.3 million, according to The Trussel Trust

https://t.co/7D5XLJe357

[Trussell @TrussellUK]

@FreddyQuinne They've raised £1,305,000 for us through brand partnerships and songs in total. With their number 1's solely they've raised a total of £305K for us. We’re so grateful to LadBaby for helping us raise vital funds, but also awareness of the issues people locked in poverty are facing

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@ONCAMERASMILE @VictoriaCoren I assume she’s drunk in every episode. How else would you get through it?

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@cdrider1 @bazzacollins Similar in my local hospital. One department sends SMS appointments and a reminder the day before. The other can only post a paper appointment 🤷‍♂️

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@callme_baz @olberry01 @SarahDuggers @mrjamesob What are you talking about? You clearly don’t need to buy any hearses to win a hearse logistics contract.

What’ll you suggest next? Ferries needing ships? 🤦‍♂️

[Jonathan Smith @smithjonathan]

@SoozUK I like big buccs an´ I can not lie

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@HMartok @BenDanTomJack @ScottGreenfield What about the time, effort and money the kid and his parents spent?

It’s not his fault nobody else could be arsed.

[Jonathan Smith @smithjonathan]

@anon_opin I loved the Famous Five books. Was heartbroken in the finale where the humans died an Tommy had to eat them. But a book’s gotta end…

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@brokenbottleboy My garage is stuffed with shot game birds. I’ve no idea where they’re coming from 🤷‍♂️

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@Factsofw0rld Aw. Gift wrapped penis

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@N0TINSERVICE Nothing comes to mind

[Jonathan Smith @smithjonathan]

@Liddlevoice Give them boiled eggs. With a fork.

[Jonathan Smith @smithjonathan]

@WipeHomophobia @appertunity Our maths teacher hated talk about trigonometry. No sines aloud.