rachel

baptized by rock n roll

[rachel @smithsonian654]

I need two checked bags when I fly. One for my items and one for my weighted blanket

[rachel @smithsonian654]

ice cream sandwiches are just cold Oreos

[rachel @smithsonian654]

fcK candy corn!!!!!

[rachel @smithsonian654]

Forget taxing the rich, tax the amish!

[ᵐ @wvlkerlils]

bridgerton characters replying to you asking them to buy pads:

－ a thread 🧵

[rachel @smithsonian654]

i love when cats gobble like turkeys

[rachel @smithsonian654]

this is so niche to me

[rachel @smithsonian654]

how long can i keep the twitter app without elon coming to my house

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

His speech :

[rachel @smithsonian654]

the absolute hold that red lifeguard hoodie had on me in middle school

[rachel @smithsonian654]

what is avacados number

[rachel @smithsonian654]

nalgene bottles were the stanley’s of my time

[rachel @smithsonian654]

someone play rasputin on the jukebox!

[rachel @smithsonian654]

tweeted this with my last 5%

[rachel @smithsonian654]

what has randy jackson been up to

[rachel @smithsonian654]

pls give me jenna marbles back

[rachel @smithsonian654]

my apps don’t automatically update so i still have vintage twitter. cant wait for elon to ban me

[rachel @smithsonian654]

mr deeds is one of adam sandler’s best films

[rachel @smithsonian654]

@zillow I’ve been trying to list properties for sale by owner for months and they wont get listed with no explanation. This is hurting my business. Please contact me asap!

[rachel @smithsonian654]

FCK i NEED oips pizza RN