Samuel

software developer | i build apps and stuff

[Samuel @smithssam]

@t3dotgg Why even promote this? This is clearly a joke right

[Bella Goth @hiiisteph]

I’m not going to call it X. Not even if there’s a fire.

[mir 🌟 @lesbiirams]

Literally any clip from Community would work but this is a personal favorite of mine it's so fucking funny

[Samuel @smithssam]

just keep focusing on yourself - progress daily

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Every once in a while, go back and look at your old work, cringe for a bit, then keep going. You're still getting better, confirmed.

[bashbunni @sudobunni]

The girls are tearing your commit history apart in the group chat

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Well, we found this taped to the back of the set. As sabotage goes it was quite amusing. 😂😂😂

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Boris Johnson: A tribute.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

"I don't know where to fucking start"

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

When you first play FIFA and only know how to do slide tackles

[Georgia Townend @georgiatownend_]

The rage when filling in online forms and it asks you for your country and you don't know if it's gonna be under E for England, B for Britain, G for Great Britain or U for United Kingdom.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The British procedure for alerting everyone in the vicinity that you’re about to do something:

1. Slap thighs/clap hands
2. Say “right then”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Very British Haircut Problems ✂️
https://t.co/PhdDQcfkNt

[Even More Safer @MaecyBae]

I would pay to see every culture remake this 😂😂😂

[Samuel @smithssam]

Get really good at one thing or learn lots of things

[NewsThump @newsthump]

NEWS! The Queen could afford Prince Andrew’s settlement by making her own packed lunch and ditching Netflix, insists Kirstie Allsopp https://t.co/yavPQt2uur

[Iado💃 @iado19]

‘I’ll just get petrol in the morning’ is the worst thing you can ever do to yourself

[🫧 snacky 🫧 @candyflippin]

at owen wilson's wedding they exchanged wows