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[smithums5 @smithums5]

My current body type could be described as “I look pretty fit until I eat something.”

[smithums5 @smithums5]

Lucy is my clumsy spirit animal. Stayed bruised, queen. #BelowDeckSailing #BelowDeckSailingYacht

[westerosies @westerosies]

Those Targaryens 😂 #HouseOfTheDragon

[smithums5 @smithums5]

Each week we get to the end of an episode and I wonder… how the fuck is this guy still alive? #houseofthedragon

[smithums5 @smithums5]

Anthony: My mom is going to come by and borrow the steam mop.
Me: … You mean Gregory?
Anthony: (sigh) yes.

[smithums5 @smithums5]

I would except I don’t have good bloodwork. Goddamn cholesterol.

[TapasGirl2 @TapasGirl2]

I’m at the age where you brag about having good bloodwork.

[smithums5 @smithums5]

Not mine. He’s in flip flops year round.

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

summer is great but personally i can’t wait for fall bc that’s when men finally put their toes away

[♡ @putadenatarlie]

girls don't want boys we want nancy wheeler

[smithums5 @smithums5]

Hey Ashley… do you remember the #BachelorInParadise drama with Corinne/DeMario circa 2017? If the genders were reversed then someone would be getting crucified. Consent is a 2-way street #belowdecksailingyacht

[smithums5 @smithums5]

Chef Ryan walking up in camo joggers told me what I needed to know. #BelowDeckDownUnder

[smithums5 @smithums5]

I need to be included in this group chat.

[Craig Spencer MD MPH @Craig_A_Spencer]

Updated data from NYC’s Omicron surge.

The graphs speak for themselves.

Absolutely stunning.

[Craig Spencer MD MPH @Craig_A_Spencer]

As COVID19 surges across the US, it’s hard to describe the situation inside hospitals for healthcare providers & patients.

We made this video depicting 1 day in the ER to show the painful reality & to remind us why we must remain vigilant. Please watch.

[smithums5 @smithums5]

@rainnwilson Narcissism. Everyone thinks they’re smarter than scientists because they googled something and called it research.

[smithums5 @smithums5]

Can’t handle Kiko crying. I’m way too invested in this fucking show. #BelowDeckMed

[smithums5 @smithums5]

I don’t know that it will make a difference but I hope it will be a step in the right direction.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

All of you saying “it’s not FDA approved” get ready to move the goalpost.

[smithums5 @smithums5]

Thoughts on #belowdeck season 8: find someone who looks at you the way Eddie looks at Captain Lee. And Eddie’s beard in the reunion is everything.
#captainlee @capthlr @BelowDeck

[smithums5 @smithums5]

Age 21: I can walk anywhere in heels
Age 23: I’ll take off my shoes and walk barefoot
Age 27: Don’t take your shoes off, that’s gross!
Age 31: If I don’t have good arch support I will require a wheelchair

[smithums5 @smithums5]

Getting a Macy’s credit card made me feel like more an adult than buying a house.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

The CDC is also recommending that men don’t go back to telling women to smile now that they can see their faces.