Very British Problems when having a haircut
1 Insisting the temperature is "fine" as what must be water from a kettle is
poured over your head.
2 Never feeling more tense than when fighting against the pleasant feeling of
the head massage.
3 Showing a photo of you when you were 10 years younger and three stone
lighter and asking, "Can you make me look like this, please?"
4 Accepting a complimentary drink as if you've just been offered £500 in
cash.
5 Being gripped by the sadness of having to assess your own face for ages in the hairdresser's mirror.
6 Rearranging your hands and accidentally looking like you're doing
something devious under the cape.
7 Being thrilled at seeing the back of your head for the first time since your
last haircut.
8 Feeling consumed by guilt as you're encouraged to stand up and cover the
clean floor with bits of hair.
9 Being mystified as to how "what have you done?" somehow leaves your
mouth as "excellent, thank you very much!"
10 Waiting until you're at least 50 strides away from the building until you
completely restyle your head in a coffee-shop window.
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@russellearnshaw He was a guest speaker at a RFU DoR course. Told the group you can only be a DoR if you’ve played for england/internationally (no one on the course had!)
For success you need to fire everyone at new club and bring in your own. 🤦🏼♂️ 🤡
@DanAbrahams77 Hi Dan. Is cognitive load theory your preferred, or the teaching mechanism you’d choose depending on what you want the player to learn. Or does is underpin all sessions?
@BBCNews I managed to get a full refund from @TicketmasterUK due to the heatwave and not being willing to be outside, with no shelter or seating in 30+ degree heat.
@TicketmasterCS Hi there. We have tickets for Michael Buble at Cheeton Glen on Monday. This is an outdoor event and we can’t stand in 31 degree heat (amber warning) ⚠️. I can’t seem to transfer ticket. Can we please get a refund/voucher?
@jcleverlySOCS @VX3apparel@edwindoransport Hi Jim. We’re there from the 9th - 25th. We have 2 matches while your there. 19th (Masiphumelele RFC) and 21st (Hawston).
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Not the result we were after, but the boys can be very proud of their efforts this afternoon, and throughout this @SchoolsCup campaign.
A massive thank you to the U6th boys, playing their final XV game in the 🔵 and 🟡. Huge growth over their 5 years!
#SherborneRugby